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movie sonic is such an insane depiction of sonic /pos like how is he both the most adorable version of sonic and yet the most bloodthirsty

man looked at robotnik for five seconds and was ready to knock his damn lights out

like i've rarely EVER seen sonic show this much hatred for eggman. the closest i can think of is during the metal virus arc of the idw comics but that was still nothing like movie's vendetta

“well played, you can take me off to jail now”

“oh no, i was thinking the MORGUE. you’re DEAD”

AND THEN. SAME KID. TWO MINUTES LATER.

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You set yourself up for that one Puki

Who lives on the virgin islands? You don’t think… no, it couldn’t be.

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Grape Propel is the only valid Propel and no one can change my mind.

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Don’t get me wrong, Teen Titans Go is mostly shit but I do have to say that Cyborg did manage to explain being afraid of the dark pretty well.

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Wow. Edgar Allen Poe really wrote a poem about telling a bird to fuck off, huh?

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Kokichi Ouma, Loki, Guzma, myself, Sombra, Byakuya Togami, Ridley (deal with it), I could go on. Oh and Dionysus. Definitely Dionysus.

We have comfort characters, hatred characters, but what about just Cheeky Bastard characters,

Someone you know that is not good, but you can't stay mad at em at all,

Who you got?

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Awesome!

I’m back in GYEE! As the “Bull” of a man, Antonio!

Let’s go wild~ You can check out their spotlight here,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KGDAYmbglw

#voice acting stuff #sincere post #gyee #antonio

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On mount Olympus…

Ares: Please tell me why when something bad happens 90% of time you act like it's my fault!

Athena: Because 90% of the time it is!

#incorrect greek mythology #ares has so much chaotic energy that is so under appreciated. #Someone make sure PMSeymour sees this.

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Did Miu Iruma write this?

Anything is a sex joke if you’re dirty minded enough

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So…

why is an extinct pokemon in the wild?!

How?! What is with the crown tundra?

explain that!

#Wait what #Fossil #Pokemon #Aurorus #Sword and shield #Crown tundra

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MY BOI IS BACK!

#blaziken #Crown tundra #Sword and shield #Pokemon #Best thing that’s happened to me today

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So, my friend, along with some mutuals of ours, plays D&D a lot. I myself don't as I never get a chance to. However, my friend helped me make a character just in case. Human gunslinger named Helsing (reference to hellsing ultimate). My intent was to make him not overly powerful but simply a standard kind of character. Instead I got a character with near perfect stats due to my distribution of said stats.

To recap, I, a person with no D&D experience whatsoever, made an unintentionally perfect character.

#Can’t wait to try him out

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If you think of social media websites as a big family it becomes a lot more hilarious

Facebook: Overly embarassing mom

twitter: Dad who isn't as funny as he thinks he is (he's funnier)

snapchat: the kid who is obsessed with being popular and with the trends but really isn't.

deviantart: The kid who acts normal in front of others but also looks at hentai (or just really likes art)

youtube: The one who films everything and gets mad at people who say "frick", despite the fact that they say "fuck" on a daily basis

tiktok: the annoying younger sibling

tumblr: The one cousin who teeters on the edge of cinnamon roll and psycho

reddit: The cousin with a high level of smartass and intelligent.

let me know if I missed anything

#Shitpost #I should be doing other stuff right now

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Okay, so I'm playing Pokémon Sword (Isle of armor. And I ran from a wild Pokémon (think it was a drednaw) because I don't need it. Within a few seconds, a Bouffalant charges at me from off screen, giving me a god dang heart attack. Just imagine, you just ran away from a snapping turtle and then a huge buffalo charges at you!

#Pokémon #Just happened #Jesus fucking christ #Pokémon Sword #Isle of Armor #Bouffalant #Drednaw

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I have an announcement

The Meg is Dynamax Jaws

You are dismissed

#showerthoughts #pokemon #the meg #jaws #dynamax

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My chemistry teacher just rickrolled us over microsoft teams. (He always plays music before class)

#rickrolled #quarantine #school #funny