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I'm so drunk off this string cheese that I can hardly even taste the vodka anymore.

#cheese #vodka #bad choices #cant sleep

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The Lord of the Rings: The Five Towers

1. Barad-dûr

2. Orthanc

3. Minas Tirith

4. Minas Morgul

5. Tower of Cirith Ungol

#pick two #lotr #lord of the rings #there's actually more

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What light yonder window breaks? Tis the Great Eye, searching for the ring-bearer.

#sauron #lotr #lord of the rings #text post

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Rather than mild annoyance, I always like to imagine Jace completely overacting the "that's just lunch" bit from Amonkhet, as if his mind was absolutely blown by Liliana calling it a late brunch.

#jace beleren #liliana vess #amonkhet #mtg #text post

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Some people think being second in line at customer service is a violation of their human rights.

#customer service #retail #text post

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Jace and Vraska finally having a coffee date:

Vraska: Remember when I spelled out your name with dead bodies and called you a plague and a scourge and then tried to kill you?

Jace: I don't even remember how we got to this coffee shop.

Vraska: We're such a cute couple.

Jace: Who am I?

#magic the gathering #jace beleren #vraska #gorgon #guildpact #i love them

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Your obituary will be written by all the retail workers you've ever interacted with.

#wear a mask #karen #retail #text post