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sebastian with abs is so funny like that is my loser emo twink boyfriend who sits at a computer, smokes, and chases frogs all day

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i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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it’s winter and sam’s your secret santa…

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sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

#fuck up my spine #give me pressure bumps on my piercings #dont even care anymore

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Pompompurin Pancakes

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abc did in four episodes what the cw couldn’t do in 15 seasons

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OBSESSED with the fact that supernatural is trending because a character came out as bi ON A DIFFERENT SHOW! hilarious. Supernatural you will always be famous

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fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

#percussive matinance bby #my boyfriends roommate once brought home a broken tv he believed he could smack (this mans an engineer btw) into working #it didnt work #he left the tv in the middle of the living room until they moved out

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friday night <3

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stardew valley flora 🌻

i've been wanting to try one of these botanical posters in my style, and the 1.6 update was the perfect excuse✨

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

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"this food contains red 40, beetle coloring, msg, corn syrup and more harmful stuff."

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enough about my guts

it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!