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Murphy, high as fuck: That’s one of my biggest fears. If I ever, like, woke up as a donut…

Clarke, also blasted: You would eat yourself.

Murphy: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Bellamy: Fuck the government!

Clarke: [sighs] We ARE the government, Bellamy.

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As I’m rewatching season 3 of Greys Anatomy, I find it so annoying how everyone is so mad at Cristina for covering up Burke’s tremor.

Like Izzie cut LVAD wires and was essentially part of killing someone but no one wants to kick her out of the program but Cristina makes no mistakes in surgery and everyone hates her and wants her gone.

Izzie is soooo annoying, her character doesn’t get good til at least mid season 5.

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Dad of 4 Girls Tweets Hilarious Conversations With His Daughters

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Apparently there’s talk of an Encanto Disney+ series, potentially about Dolores. Let’s make some noise about this! The more people asking for it, the more likely Disney is to make it.

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Mirabel: “Hey Antonio…Whatcha got there..?”

Antonio: *Petting an ostrich* A smoothie.

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Dolores: I wish I had the ability to make cute boys nervous :(

Isabela: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me!

Camilo: As a boy, I can confirm this does make me very nervous

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Mirabel: Can you please be serious for 5 minutes

Camilo: My record is 4, but I think I can do it..

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Abuela Alma: I have made a ~perfect family~

Casita: You’ve fucked up a perfectly good bunch of kids is what you did, look at them, they all have anxiety

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☀️☀️

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"He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine.

He told me that my power would grow like the grapes that thrive on the vine."

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I just feel like I’m right idk

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sir that’s my emotional support character who believes themselves unworthy and unable of love because of all that they’ve gone through but eventually realises they are worthy of love when they reach it through their found family

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Can't believe Inside Job straight up killed Jeff Bezos with a kraken and made fun of him. They didnt change his name they didn't change his appearence they just went for it idk how they haven't been sued

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If you love competent but pathetic women and/or himbos, this show is perfect for you

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mood

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Bellamy F*cking Blake

for @franklyineedcoffee