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Fairy: Hey I didn’t get your name.

Me: Yeah that was on purpose.

Fairy: Oh my god stealing people’s names has been categorized as a war crime for like a hundred years. Do I seem like the kind of fairy that would do war crimes?

Me: Well yes, but that’s just my impression of you personally. Not fairies in general.

Fairy: You’re smarter than I thought.

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It's so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you're a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande

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A big misunderstanding with mind flayers is that they don’t have souls. Withers isn’t necessarily a reliable narrator. Illithids, like many other Far Realms entities, have souls that are so alien that the gods of Faerun have no interaction with them. And withers, as a god of the dead, would interpret them as soulless because of that. So they DO have souls, Withers/Jergal just can’t comprehend them.

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I didn’t know xqc was pro trans rights? Uh, didn’t expect that from him but good

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woko thief of pronouns

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tlaloc being horny for QSH's palace is really funny

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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

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I feel like... chocolate guy and Japanese knife dude would be symbolic foils of each other in some battle anime. One can make anything out of one material [chocolate] and the other can make one object [knife] out of any material.

Of course the series has an unexpected tonal shift in episode 10, eventually leading in episode 24 to knife dude having to kill chocolate guy, his former rival and bestie, because he fell to the dark side.

It's a solid 7.5/10 but the fans insist that it's 'so deep, you can't understand it' and 'the best thing ever after you get past episode 7 I swear' so annoyingly that most refuse to watch it out of principle.

4 years later it gets a low-budget gacha game where you roll for the various chocolate creations and knives with their respective anime girl gijinkas. It does okay for like a year before switching developers who run it into the ground instantly. Leaving the only legacy of the series as dudes bitching about its lost potential in various group chats.

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the first four Kara no Kyoukai movies were pretty good, but Paradox Spiral takes it to another level

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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tumblr are you telling me something

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This is my favorite character, Drugs. She's on some hideous cocktail of hallucinogens and is very gender.

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Mods....put a liveleak logo in the corner of his third person dreams

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Me if I were a dog