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he said what he said

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Trick or treat?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃🎃🎃

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The Treehouses at HoneyTree Farm

Frediricksburg Texas

© HoneyTree Farm

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I need the gay beronica subtext please, it’s for science. The science of entertainment.

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first swim!

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ABBA - Gimme Gimme Gimme

8-bit version (square waves)

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thinking about this again

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Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

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do you have any other cursed biology facts about good animal dads?

sure, and the answer may surprise you: wolverines!

like many other carnivorans, wolverines are solitary predators that roam huge swaths of territory alone, with a single male’s territory overlapping several females that he fathers kits with on a yearly basis. (a male wolverine’s territory can be over 500 square miles, which is a lot of Dude Room.)

however, UNLIKE other solitary carnivorans, male wolverines don’t call it quits on their progeny once they tip their hats to the ladies and scram, so to speak. instead, a male wolverine will stop by the homestead of each of his mates in turn when he’s in the area, and will check in on the kits and even borrow them for a day or two of Dad Camping to make sure they’re getting enough to eat and to beef up their survival skills!

(and also sometimes he’ll just sit on them, I guess.) 

and wolverine paternalism doesn’t end when the kits grow up, by any means- wolverine dads will also keep an eye on their young adult children and step in if they seem to be having trouble making ends meet, or if baby manages to get themselves trapped by a bunch of biologists in a tagging program.

(not pictured: angry wolverine father just inside the treeline, waiting for the unwary scientist to turn his back.)

so that’s something to keep in mind if you ever run across a baby wolverine and try to pick it up like a total dumbass: you’re about to have your limbs pulled off by not one, but TWO angry adult wolverines!

(and you deserve it.)

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When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

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stamps you definitely can’t use irl 🌿

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The Race to Sixteen Wins for June 7, 2021.

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this is gonna sound stupid but i’m amazed at baby capybaras bc they really truly are baby capybaras. there r so many animals you guys. so many where the babies look like tiny primordial creatures compared to the mature ones but baby capybaras r just little capybaras. they just start out like that. you know what i mean

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okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!