spookymellon

[spookymellon]

Fanart for the 7th part of @overly-verbose 's SIkuna fic series based on the comment I left about the campfire scene lol

[spookymellon]

me when i find out a game has object physics

[spookymellon]

I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

[spookymellon]

im full of an untamable rage that constantly seethes beneath my skin but im a real laid back dude dont worry about that

[spookymellon]

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

[spookymellon]

[spookymellon]

he's so normal

[spookymellon]

i love nilered's youtube shorts where his camerman just hands him some unnamed chemical. like training a very big and naked african gray parrot but for science

[spookymellon]

Imperial passport of Kublai Khan “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.” 1240 A.D. [886x960]

[spookymellon]

This is Thelockpickinglaywer and what I have for you today is something very interesting. As you can tell by the agonizing screams of the damned, I have recently left the mortal coil and, upon arriving at my destination, was informed that I did not qualify for residence. I was taken by an angel of the Lord to the mouth of Hell, and when the angel left, he closed this rather large red door and sealed it with a divine key. Although I’ve never seen this particular model of lock before, I’ve spent some time investigating the cylinder with this small shard of bone. By sticking it in the back of the keyway and slowly pulling it out, I can tell that this is a five-pin tumbler lock, that can easily be single-pin picked using this shed demon scale as a tensioner tool. Let’s try that right now. Alright, nothing on one. Nothing on two. Three is binding firmly, click out of that. Nothing on four. Five is binding, little click there, back to one. Once again, nothing. Two is binding, and we’ve dropped into a false set. Little click out of three. Nothing on four. Little click on one, counter-rotation on two, and we got this open. Okay folks, I think the main takeaway here is that no matter how much faith you place in a mechanism designed to ensure your safety, be it spiritual or physical, there is always a state in which it can fail. In any case, thank you for watching. Memento mori, and I’ll see you next time.

[spookymellon]

“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

[spookymellon]

"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

[spookymellon]

they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

[spookymellon]

[spookymellon]

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

[spookymellon]

Poppy

[spookymellon]

transparent version of this post