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On Our Backs

July/August 1993

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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

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Please keep the island of Hawai‘i in your thoughts.

The volcano Mauna Loa has entered a yellow zone, meaning residents should be prepared for an eruption. Keep the residents of Hawai‘i in your thoughts and in your heart.

Many residents will not be able to flee, tickets are expensive, homes cannot be left. This situation is delicate and will bring much stress in the coming days. Tourists will flee, but many of my people will be stuck here, with no money or place to go, trapped in the middle of the ocean.

There is not much we can do now, however soon, soon there will be relief funds needed.

Just please keep your eye on my people, and do not forget us.

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:3c

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I saw a specific photo once of a woman lifting her shirt just so to reveal her magnificent treasure trail. this was years ago and I still think about it. and though it was dark and hairy, it didnt look male. It looked female, it looked right on her. It made me wish I had one. it was so sexy. I think about it once a week. I want women so bad to stop shaving because your body is going to look exactly like it should. female body hair is so sexy and so good. it’s going to look so good on you. Please please please stop shaving, it’s such a waste of time and you deserve to have someone be wild for your look and they’re out there I know because I’m one I think about that Beautiful treasure trail with admiration and lust and envy all the time.

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Fucking done with debating the merits of strong female characters, independent female characters, and female characters that are “in control of their sexuality,” when will we advance to the point where we start talking about manly female characters, ugly female characters, weird female characters, and gross female characters

I want genuine brutish thugs. I want hairy, masculine women so sexy it kills bears. I want terrifyingly jacked ladies that can tear people’s arms off. I want weirdos. I want women that look like they crawled out of a sewer. I don’t want a woman thats feminine but strong, I want a grimy little freak

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Scotland has become the first country in the world to enshrine the right to free period products in law.

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Generations  🌈🦄💖

The full set of 5 covers I did for the MLP Generations comic. I had so much fun with these!

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With all this Roe v Wade bs going around, I’m remembering an activity that a high school English teacher let us participate in to end the debate on abortion. He divided up the room and had us move to whichever side resonated with us. Pro-choice or Pro-life. Once seated, he addressed each one of us individually and asked why we chose the side we ended up on. We gave our answers.

He then said, “If you were at the top of a very tall building holding a Petri dish with an embryo in one hand and a baby in the other, and you were forced to let go of one of them to catch yourself, which one would you save?”

The baby.

He then asked the pro-life section why they chose the baby and not the embryo. Everyone answered similarly by saying “it’s not the same. The baby is alive.”

The teacher said, “Exactly. You chose to save the baby because you understand that there’s a difference. If you were really pro-life that choice would have been impossible to make.”

I hope that someday everyone could see eye to eye that our bodies and our rights to healthcare should never have been put in jeopardy. It is way deeper than just embellishing the egos that run our country.

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Βeauty and the Beast Illustration by Beauge Bertall

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blue hydrangeas & pink peonies 💞

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an unmarked envelope slipped under your door contains your favorite pencil from when you were 12 years old

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And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us