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What do I gotta do to make y’all read this?
It takes around three or four chapters for it to gain its footing, but after that it is one of the the most well written things I have ever read in my entire life and it just gets better as it goes on.
It’s like Danny Phantom but with better writing and I want to talk about it so bad but I don’t want to spoil anything.
So main character is the son of satan, but he doesn’t know this until he’s 15, now he’s gotta hide it from exorcists while fighting other demons.
It sounds like it’s going to be super tropey right? I mean, we got the emo main character, the nerdy perfect sibling, the bully punk kid and his two sidekicks, the mean girl, and the shy damsel in distress, right?
WRONG!
Emo kid? He’s actually super friendly and gets along with almost everyone he meets. He ends up being super well adjusted despite the circumstances.
The perfect sibling? He’s actually really kinda fucked up. Like,the stress of it all is hitting him hard and he is tearing himself apart and bringing everyone down with him.
Bully punk kid? He’s really smart and a genuinely good person. He sometimes rushes into things or jumps to conclusions, but he’s a great dude.
Mean girl? She struggles with showing affection because of all this shit I won’t get into, and she’ll say awful stuff to people or be really mean on impulse, but she’s the first to defend someone against prejudice and is really nice if she can be subtle about it.
Shy damsel in distress? She works to handle her anxiety little by little and soon enough she’s saving everyone’s asses.
It just takes a couple chapters for each character to completely turn your expectations on their heads. I beg of you all, if you like Danny Phantom, please read this!!
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sporks-metal · 13 days
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alright i am sick of yt to mp4 sites being shady and full of viruses and finding websites that seem to be working and then don't work (looking at you y232 (no hate, just frustrated))
so HERE'S HOW YOU DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS WITH VLC!! VLC FREAKIN RULES!!
get your youtube link
open vlc, go to media > open network stream
paste your url in the box and PRESS PLAY!
wait for the video to open then go to tools > codec information
copy the entire file location (click the box, then ctrl-a to select all, then ctrl-c to copy)
paste into your browser of choice (i use firefox)
right click video and press "save video as", choose your file format if you want
DONE! NO VIRUSES OR SKETCHY STUFF!
the quality might be a little crummy but if you don't mind that, then shabam! video on your computer! then you can email it to yourself and have it on your phone too if you want! if you need a guide with pictures wikihow has you covered my friends
happy downloading and stay safe on the internet :D
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sporks-metal · 13 days
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sporks-metal · 15 days
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obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.
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sporks-metal · 17 days
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Happy plagueiversary
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sporks-metal · 20 days
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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
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sporks-metal · 21 days
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Try my CA DMV license plate game - guess whether the custom license plates were accepted or rejected.
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sporks-metal · 22 days
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this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny
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sporks-metal · 23 days
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Japanese tea bag maker Ocean-Teabag has been making waves by creating little parcels of aroma in the shape of marine animals. Luckily for us, their wide range of tea bags are available at online Japanese novelty retailer Village Vanguard, maker of such fine products as Space Tea and cat-shaped kitchen utensils.
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Ocean-Teabag’s earliest designs included beautiful dolphin tea bags filled with blue mallow tea leaves. Steeping them turns your otherwise normal pot of water into a tranquil ocean. Proving to be a hit among tea lovers, Ocean-Teabag expanded their repertoire to many other sea creatures including the sea turtle (butterfly pea jasmine tea)…
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the distinctive ocean sunfish (Japanese hojicha — roasted green tea)…
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the graceful manta ray (tropical mango tea)…
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and even a blood-thirsty shark (blended herb tea).
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The newest addition to their robust series of marine creatures is a tea bag shaped like an innocuous sea cucumber. This little parcel is filled with jasmine tea, as well as a smidgen of sea cucumber powder to lend some authenticity. Ocean-Teabag warns that some people who have a sensitive tongue may find it tasting a little fishy.
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The company also crafted a deep sea series that will satisfy even the most adventurous of tea drinkers out there. A few such examples are the anglerfish (earl grey tea)…
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the creepy giant isopod (Eastern Beauty oolong tea)…
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the horseshoe crab (white apricot tea)…
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…and lastly the king of them all, the enormous giant oarfish. ( Delicious Assam tea of epic proportions! ) Just like its namesake, it measures a whopping 19 centimeters (7.5 inches). Drinking tea becomes an art when half of your tea bag hangs out of your cup.
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 While the notion of turning your cup of tea into fish-inhabiting waters is not new, these tea bags will hopefully conjure up images of gentle ocean waves in your mind. 
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WHERE TO FIND THE TEA
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sporks-metal · 26 days
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traumatized
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sporks-metal · 28 days
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The Viewers
Danny and Tucker move in together for college in Gotham
Tucker decided to make tiktoks just for fun, he could teach people about technology and help give tips.
He didn't realize that his viewers could see Danny in the background in some clips.
Danny being Danny was never caught doing something normal instead it was always something weird.
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Tucker: "So you just switch this piece here-"
Danny in the background more than half his body in the fridge, the fridge is very noticeably growling
Tucker who is so used to it, it doesn't even register in his mind that it's not normal.
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Tucker fan-boying about the new Wayne tech
His viewers looking behind him at Danny
Danny running around fighting his food which is also growling & flying
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Tucker modifying his tech for the viewers
Danny's voice in the distance: "Bye Tuck, I need to go soup this guy real quick!"
Viewers: "Cannibalism?!"
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Tucker: "Ah yes a very normal video!"
His viewers watching Danny:
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Just an Idea
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sporks-metal · 1 month
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Here is a free pdf of the players handbook
Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything
Here is a free pdf to monsters manual
Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything
Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide
Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters
Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes
For all your dnd purposes
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sporks-metal · 2 months
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crunch munch
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good riddance live
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Holy fucking shit y'all.
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