One of my pet peeves is googling something that's mildly wrong with me, finding out that it does have a name, but all the articles about it are written as "if your child is experiencing symptoms", and the most common treatment is naturally growing out of it by the age of eight.
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literally my favorite type of tweet
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“People found it hard to believe that a babe like Jennifer would associate with a dork like me.”
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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly
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yo i think my doctor got in a fistfight
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btw this is not a “which do i find LEAST disgusting” poll. this is for the freaks who want to be covered in natural substances
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Amok time in a nutshell
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Przewalski's horse
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"i wish i could exfoliate my brain" you can. by reading things that challenge you.
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hey. personality quiz right here right now. What did you do at recess. :)
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tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image
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"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it
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