a sticker sheet i made. i put momo in my phone case
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Shuzuru cuddling (Shuhei doesnt know its wayyy too hot at night)
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shuuzuru 2/2!
this one isn’t explicit so I’ll put it under the cut, there’s no visible pp but it’s still, yk. It’s more of a silly joke
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ITS A SH-SH-SHUUUUUZURU SWEEEEEEEP‼️‼️‼️
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au where some of the espada have to go undercover at ichigo's school, like some of the shinigami did in early bleach lol
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My 17 year old self enjoying Bleach in 2015:
My 24 year old ass still enjoying Bleach in 2022:
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AEIWAM: Why is Ichigo in the Gotei-13 group chat? For that matter, what kind of unholy madness goes on in said group chat?
Ichigo is in the gotei-13 groupchat because he *is* actually a shinigami. A probationary, substitute shinigami, but still a shinigami and part of the gotei-13!
So along with his pager and badge/power limiter, Ichigo also got an invite to the Gotei-13 Groupchat, which being a reasonably technically savvy elder millennial, he immediately joined.
Shenanigans ensued:
- Everyone else in the Groupchat became aware that Ichigo was in the Groupchat when he @everyone'd in there at 2AM to ask something that weighs heavily on his mind:
Ichigo: AY YO WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MY MANAGER?
Rukia, replying in such a way that she also @'s everyone: ICHIGO IT IS TWO AM YOU ARE SETTING OFF EVERYONE'S PAGERS!!
Ichigo: YEAH I KNOW IT'S 2AM, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO MY MANAGER IS, AND I NEED TO ASK THEM SOMETHING.
Ichigo: Is it Zaraki? He seems like he'd lose his pager and not text me.
Kenpachi: nah, if i was your boss you'd be at 11th div boot camp
Kenpachi: also, your boss should send you to 11th div boot camp
Ichigo: I can't go, it's a school night.
Shuuhei: @IKurosaki what's the serial number on your pager? You really should not have the admin privileges to be able to @ everyone like this.
Renji: @HShuuhei why are you awake?
Shuuhei: @ARenji In order for the seireitei bulletin to be distributed on everyone's doorstep by 5 am, the printing happens right now. Why are YOU awake?
Shuuhei: also @Zkenpachi: ANSWER YOUR GODDAMN INBOX
Renji: Rukia snores.
Rukia: OH MY GOD
Zaraki: how are you guys all yelling
Ichigo: It's #41266-36-423
Ichigo: FR tho, I still don't know who I'm supposed to be talking to.
Shuuhei: Huh. No idea who your boss is, but I think you may have gotten a Black-Black pager somehow. Weird.
Ichigo: What's a Black-Black pager?
Rukia: it's a class of pager that only fifth seat and higher-ranked officers are supposed to have AND THE THING IM GONNA SHOVE UP THE ASS OF YOUR MANAGER AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT WHO THAT SONOFABITCH IS!!!
Iba: @KRukia ":Rule 12: No Slurs or other demographic insults in any official communication, including chat.:"
Rukia: WHAT SLUR?
Rukia: oh.
Rukia: My Apologies, @SKomamura Taicho. I will be more careful with my language in the future.
Ichigo: Dude don't @ someone if you insulted them on accident, just edit the comment.
Byakuya: @KRukia, since you were the one who discovered and vouched for Kurosaki, administratively, he is *your* responsibility.
Shuuhei: lol
Iba: LMAO
Renji: @KByakua congratulations, your sister is now crying on the bathroom floor.
Kenpachi: I FOUND THE YELLING BUTTON
Kenpachi: ALSO ICHIGO, WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED TO ASK ANYWAY
Ichigo: oh yeah!
Ichigo: there's like 20 Menos Grande in downtown Karakura for some reason.
Renji: LEAD WITH THAT NEXT TIME
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Bleach really be like you either die and experience feudal Japan or you die and eventually become Spanish
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