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Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference

#definitely will wood #i just get really passionate about his lyricism and feel like tiktok generally does him a disservice #AND ALSO those posts that are like “why does character playlist have x and x and x artists in it why don’t you listen to good music SHUT UP #YOU WPULDNT BE SAYING THAT IF YOU HAD LISTENED TO BLACKBOXWARRIOR OKULTRA

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c’mon everybody!!! *jumps into a hole and no one follows me*

#rnm #this episode had me in a chokehold

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wizard professor would have immediately been a yes from me tbh

most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

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my gf and i started a swtor campaign together and um immediately our sith warriors started fucking

#everyone look at our boys #aash and gheju my belovd<3

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" cause i dont need the cold weather like i need you / and i dont need the sweater weather i just need you "

#EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS ART MY PARTNER DID OF US❤️❤️❤️

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I spent like three hours making this

#amazing

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Endless Ocean Luminous - Releasing 05/02/24

#i’m so EXCITED

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"I can't believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!"

[one possible interpretation, yep]

[literally the main theme??]

[worst take you've seen in your life]

#SIGH #THIS IS SO REAL

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Obviously Crowley from GO Is a snake but what about Crowley from SPN? I like to think of him as a goat but-

#dog. some kind of sheepdog #there’s a lot of symbolism with crowley and dogs #you might say oh squiirby dogs are loyal #you think crowley is not loyal? the demon who forfeited being king of hell to die for the winchesters? to die for men who didn’t even #LIKE him? #crowley is compared to a dog a few times in the show #him at the winchesters’ beck and call etc #and like a dog #no matter how much they hate him #he still comes back

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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

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If anyone is interested I put all the stuff on a google drive. They are all from the 80's to 90's.

So it's all icons and mouse cursors from back in the days. Here's a snippet of what it contains. Lots of Sonic the Hedgehog, Star Wars, Star Trek, The Simpsons, Looney Toons, Futurama, Calvin and Hobes, Duke Nukem, Wolfenstein, garfield, tintin, peanuts, arcades and random stuff

#some stuff for future use #idk yet what i could use these for but im sure ill think of something

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posts made by sans undertale

#udtr #sans undertale #soriel #undertale #giving it the soriel tag cuz my homies know that’s what i’m all about yeah dog

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self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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#this is bender from futurama

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#i reblog this every damn time i see it #me

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a handful of miscellaneous domestic zelink for my the soul 💘

#WAH #art #totk

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haiiiii im opening my commissions again :3

#oh yes i wanna commission yoh soon so bad #my favorite rnm artist ❤️❤️❤️