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Found on Instagram. I forgot who the poster was. Wo whoever it is I want to give you credit! In love! 😘😘🥰🥰❤️❤️

#bro said #:D

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Me in my room daydreaming about getting absolutely fkn railed by a man that could easily snap my neck

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Slashers when u celebrat their birthdays because those poor sad psychos need it 😔

(Platonic, fluff)

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For some context these arnt big fancy parties, more like the "2 people, ballons, gifts and cake" small party

Gonna have:

Micheal myers, brahms heelshire, Jason voorhees, Vincent sinclair, Thomas hewitt

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Micheal Myers

- he would be happy, I think

- he won't express it well but he is absolutely touched by this

- he would probably wear a party hat just as a thankyou

- I don't think he would like party games tho

- overall, just happy that you were thinking of him

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Brahms Heelshire

- like a 5 year old at a birthday party

- would absolutely destroy the gifts (good luck cleaning lol)

- he would only eat chocolate cake, idk why but he won't touch any other kind

- would be painfully honest about weather he likes the gifts or not

- party games are the make or break of this party, if u don't let him win the party games he will sulk in the walls for the rest of the day

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Jason Voorhees

- he will cry if u set up a birthday party for him, but the good crying

- would go easy mode with party games (unless its hide and seek)

- I don't think he's had cake since he was a child so that would be another happy sad moment

- everything is so lovely AND you got him a gift?? Best day of his life

- he's just happy that someone cares about him enough to want to celebrate his birth <3

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Vincent Sinclair

- poor boy probably never had a birthday before so you're gonna have to explain it too him

- once he knows what it's all for, he is absolutely touched

- he would feel bad for making small mistakes, like not knowing how to play party games

- he would literally melt if u got him gifts (especially art supplies) would probably use them to make something for you

- will infact get addicted to cake afterwards

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Thomas Hewitt

- he's had birthdays but they would have been a candle on a steak, so throwing him an actual birthday party would throw him into some confusion

- like your telling him he gets gifts??? And cake??? He appreciates it all but he's kind of sceptical

- you would have to do some convincing to prove that it's all genuine and it's all for him cause he's a sweet boy

- he would cry for a few hours after knowing that (again the good cry)

- after that he will enjoy the birthday and everything that comes with it

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I hope y'all enjoy, stay safe and all them good vibes 🙏

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’AS LONG AS YOU’RE BLOODY’ By The Merkins

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viscously horny for a big chunky texan cannibal who wears skin masks and has a chainsaw

#because same...

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#i love th ammount of love baby boi is getting #keep it up guys

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Thomas Hewitt + text posts (11/?)

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Charlie brown 

Source: Kickpunch

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So basically..

#THE NEW MOVIE SUCKED #im just gonna say it

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Horror movie stack. 🔪

#give. e #give them t o me. #pl/ease

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Me at 3AM after blocking a random person who doesn’t even know that I exist because they drew Bubba Sawyer skinny

#NOT IN THIS HOUSEHOLF #appreciate the thiqq boi >:(

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my day is ruined after finding out that the Tommy actor is a Trūmp supporter

Tommy could NEVER

#NOOOO BRO WHY #DONT RUIN TOMMY FOR ME #YOU ASSHOLE

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I’m just a little guy, I could never stab anyone 🥺

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I admired the centaurs on Pinterest and wanted to make a centaur bull out of Tommy ><

#10/10 #would ride #i mean- #uh- #acctually nah #i meant what i said

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horror icons redraw

#CUTEEEEE

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Guilty as charged 🖤 I’m a simp for this man🖤🖤💜💜💜 he needs all the loves

#damn bro i am looking away #i do not see it #...okay i am looking #BUT IM LOOKING RESPECTFULLY #VGEAHIGYKUHJB

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There's a new sheriff in town.

#SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP #HES SO FIIIINE