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You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).

Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.

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theyre pinning my wings to a cork board tomorrow

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i am committed to TWO THINGS

FAGGING IT UP

THE BIT

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carver edlund and thompson sitting on the picket line writing the destiel reboot: you think we can get them to kiss?

jackles from thousands of miles away: i'd fuck him if you asked

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no one at chuck's funeral:

dean after castiel fucks him raw doggy style for hours on top of the open casket: whatsapp 🥴 emoji

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[names my sons cain and abel] alright. get to it

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just got a sick ass new job as the palace advisor AND theyre gonna cut my nuts off FOR FREE

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Call me a bucket full of pennies the way having sex with me is difficult and painful for others

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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🦕

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to me charlie puth doesn’t exist outside of these tweets

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A YOUNG MALE HOMO SAPIEN IS TRAPPED IN HIS ROOM. THE PREMISE IS UNINTERESTING, AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT SUCKS. HENCE THE TITLE, WHICH IS A PORT MANTEAU. CONSISTING OF TWO THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE WORDS.

THE MALE IS NOT VERY SMART. THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT A HUMAN BIRTHDAY. AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A NAME YET? AND MORE STUPID THINGS ALONG THOSE LINES.

ALL OF THIS IS IRRELEVANT.

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The screenplay intended to be a sequel to Illumination’s 2023 Super Mario Movie has been deemed too difficult to understand for American audiences and will only be adapted for Japan. The American Super Mario 2 will thus be a re-render of the Emoji Movie.

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”