ssbu-aus-and-other-stuff

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Captain Falcon: Oh no! Ridley, both Corrins, Charizard, Yoshi, Bowser, The Koopalings, *and* Meta Knight have all gone missing! We have to find them!

Erdrick: Looks like we're gonna have ourselves a real...

Erdrick: *puts on sunglasses*

Erdeick: Dragon Quest on our hands.

#submission #super smash ultimate #incorrect ssbu quotes

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March 31st Moodboard

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Peach: Now what did you want to do before you get executed Mario?

Mario: I will out pizza the hut.

Link: YOU KNOW THE MOTTO NO ONE OUT PIZZAS THE HUT!

Zelda: This is gonna be the real reason your head will go on the chopping block.

Two hours later.....

Mario comes back home.

Young and Toon Link: Did you do it?

Mario inhales: Yes I did it.

Zelda: Where are the cops and the Pizza Hut  executives?

Mario: I’m on the FBI’s watchlist.

Link: That’s why you can never out pizza the hut. They erase all the evidence.

#gaming #nintendo #Mario’s execution #incorrect quotes #incorrect smash quotes

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My brain is a fucking minefield. Like a really want to make a Total Drama Smash au.

No I don’t need mental help, I’m doing just fine.

#not a quote

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Cloud: Alexa release the serotonin

“Releasing neurotoxin”

Cloud: Alexa no-

Sephiroth is outside with a gas mask on about to enter the house

#gaming #final fantasy #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote

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Imagine being stuck in a drawer only to be let out to Twitter being its usual Twitter self

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Pit just having fun with toy cars

Pit: I need to pick up the juice

Rosalina: Pit how fucking old are you like uh mentally?

Pit: I’m twenty one years old.

Rosalina: Hysterical laughter

#gaming #nintendo #incorrect quotes #incorrect ssbu

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Morgana: I have a joke for you!

Joker: Yes?

Morgana: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack?

Joker: I dunno.

Morgana: Go on guess!

Joker: Death?

Morgana: No.. go on,guess!

Joker: (laughing) I don’t know...

Morgana: Come on! Guess!

Joker: I-

Morgana: Why are you laughing!? I haven’t told the punchline yet! What is a- Skeleton’s-favorite-snacks?!

Joker: I-

Morgana: GUESS!!

Joker: You’re putting me in a lot of pressure-

Morgana: GUESS!! FUCK! (Stomp stomp) GUESS! GUESS, GOD DAMN YOU!

Joker: (Laughing)

Morgana: WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME?! WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?

Joker: Bones?

Morgana: NO! (Stomp stomp) NO!!!!

Joker: (laughing) G-gee.... geez this is awkw-

Morgana: WHAT IS IT? WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!

Morgana: RIBS!!!! SPARE RIBS!!!! FUCK!!!

#gaming #smash bros incorrect quotes #incorect quote #incorrect ssbu #incorrect ssbu quotes #incorrect smash bros quotes #incorrect smash bros #persona 5

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Dominance

My overgrown rat monster

Ability to conceal everything

I lose a lot

Let’s just leave this a blank space between you and me, ok?

Let’s also leave the fact I have no friends to you and me.

Thank you for tagging me in the original self-love message game you got @katsa-calming 😄 I loved your 5 things that you love about yourself! I thought it would be easier to make a new tag chain, because the answer I made replying to the original ask was causing problems in terms of layout, and it really didn’t like me tagging so many people, so I decided to just make a new post!

The goal of this is to list 5 things you find positive about yourself, or just like about yourself! :)

Here are mine, I’ve never been great at talking positive about myself, so this is kinda tricky… But here we go! 😅

I’m pretty good at helping others if they’re having a bad day or need advice.

I’d like to think I’m good at my jobs!

I think I’m good at making litographs.

I hope people see me as a nice, approachable person- which is what I always try to be as much as I can…

I see myself as a good musician, even though at 16 years+ of playing, I’m still learning new things all the time which I enjoy!

I’ll tag some people, only do this if you want to though! My brain is fried from 3 days of 12 hour shifts so I’m sorry if I’ve forgotten people I would normally tag! If you see this and want to join the chain, then consider yourself tagged by me! ☺️

@writerwithtoomanyships @yeetinguntil3am @longassnamewiththewordgayinit @patt-off @the-duke-of-nuts @psychedelicships @dramaticsnakes @shinekittenace @icantthinkofacreativeurl @just-a-scared-ace

I wanna see a lot of self-positivity on my dash! ☺️ Everyone deserves to love themselves, because we are all wonderful and unique in so many different ways! 💜💜💜

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Before the reveal:

Mario: Let the betting begin, and remember don’t bet other people as prizes. Ridley I’m talking about you!

Ridley shrugs

Bowser: And of course Shulk’s gonna win again.

Shulk: I’m actually going to sit out on this one for a change

Ganondorf: Finally I can win, 100k rupees on Rex.

Zelda: He’s already a fucking mii costume idiot.

Toon link and Young link: Our pot collection on Shrek!

Ice climbers: Our Ussr flag on Phineas and Ferb!

Red: Masterball on Rillaboom.

Leaf: Shiny charm on Cinderace.

Link: You know it’s gonna happen someday, a fucking bow and arrow on Jonesy. I’m going to cry now.

Marth: More of a want thing but an oven on Sora.

Peach: A homemade cake on Shatae.

Rosalina: What ever kind of book on Doomslayer.

Pit: A can of Sprite cranberry on Crash!

Zelda: 1 million rupees on Pyra and Mythra cause why the hell not.

Ganondorf: You know if a xenoblade rep comes it’s gonna be Rex. Sometimes I wonder if you actually use the Triforce of wisdom.

Zelda: Their hot ok?! And fuck you Ganon.

Ken: I don’t know what but something on Goku.

Ridley: Some rotting corpses on Spyro.

Mario: Ok ok settle down now I think we’re done.

Shulk: I just want to be surprised.

#incorrect ssbu #incorrect smash bros quotes #Mario #legend of zelda #Xenoblade #Pokémon #incorrect quotes #DLC reveal #Pyra #mythra

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Byleth: My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays, and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons.

Byleth: Three students sent me digimons. I can't fucking trust them with anything. I give up.

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Joker: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship... and this gun I found

Also Joker: Maybe the real treasure was this gun I found along the way

#gaming #incorrect quotes #incorrect ssbu #incorrect smash bros quotes #meme

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Sephiroth:PLEASE just take the L

Cloud:Bring out the parrot please

Sephiroth: GODAMMIT

#gaming #final fantasy #Meme #incorrect ssbu #incorrect smash bros quotes #incorrect quotes #Sephiroth #Cloud

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Pit: Hold up, what is is lgbtq+? Do you guys have gay premium?

Link: Pit no-

Cloud: Is this what you guys have to deal with?

Zelda: Gay premium-how did I not know about that? I wanna buy it now-

#gaming #nintendo #super smash bros #smash bros incorrect quotes

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Ganondorf: Wake me up inside

Zelda: Wake me up when September ends

Link: Wake me up before you go go

#gaming #nintendo #i have no energy #legend of zelda #incorrect ssbu

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Young Link and Toon Link

#gaming #nintendo #headcanon #meme #ssbu headcanon

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Captain Falcon would be the equivalent of Mrs. Frizzle in a Magic school bus sense

You can’t change my mind

#gaming #nintendo #headcanon #Captain falcon does fit tho