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Ep.24.01-The Sins of the Fathers

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sorry SORRY. but c!og8 will always get me. c!dream slowly getting later and later for dinners until eventually they’re all having dinner separately. c!george beginning to sleep in (it starts as a joke. it ends with him alone). c!sapnap learning to control his nether powers through c!bad before the egg, before the wars. all of them laughing until their sides hurt. looking back and wondering what happened. i’m UNWELL

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

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Well folks, it happened.

Today I had the talk.

With my therapist.

About Good Omens.

Did I get any advice on how to manage my hyperfixation that has taken over my life to the point that it has become a problem?

No.

Did he pull out his phone and Google "Good Omens" and say "Oh, Neat. There's a lot of famous people in this. Oh, Neil Gaiman! I'll have to watch this."

Why yes, yes he did.

Me:

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I can’t get over Willy not realizing that Larry is Scary despite the fact that she made their names rhyme, he just pulled this trick on Normal like an hour earlier, and he is, you know, a god. And Ron instantly figuring it out even though he’s spent less time with Scary than Willy has is the cherry on top.

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not my titkok but SDFKJSFDKSFDJFDLKJSFDLKFDSLJKFSD

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in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21

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Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

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call me moses. um. call her. um wait. call me moses the way her bush speaks to me

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waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

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I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way but Europe is kinda like a miniature America. All the landscapes and trees and stuff are SMALL, they're little versions of the stuff we got going on over here. Even your big things, like the alps, are so cute. You could put a fun roller coaster up there and make it a little ride for the kids.

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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