be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.
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Unpopular opinion: not everything that makes you uncomfortable is bad. Sometimes discomfort means your worldview is being challenged. It’s okay to sit with discomfort and think about where it’s coming from.
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anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach
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apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
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"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer
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“are u okay?” no i need more money
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do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything
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the typa shit ive been on recently
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i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing
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big enjoyer of shitty media that i would never recommend to people ever in my life
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the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic
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he does not wish to be held
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basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep
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Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it
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one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed and said that her christian friends “make” her pray all the time. like what the fuck. how fucking rude can you be to make the host pray to your god. you are in their fucking house.
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"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator
"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck
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