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star-trek-shallot · 1 month
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I don't actually know your blog (yet), I just scrolled past it, but is your username a reference to onion shallot from the impossible game?
oh you have an onion within the star trek delta
it IS isn't it :)
It's a reference to The Onion, actually! Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, anon.
However, we hope you enjoy our blog!
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star-trek-shallot · 1 month
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In case the esim process confuses you or you aren't able to buy them yourself for any other reason, crips for esims for Gaza is collecting donations, they've almost met their goal of $150,000 raised. Donating allows them to buy esims in bulk which allows them to obtain more than individuals would be able to. I just donated and it was super easy as you can use paypal.
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star-trek-shallot · 2 months
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AHHHH SOMEBODY DREW I
THANK YOU!!! ❤️❤️
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Inspired by this post and edit by @cursedtrekedits and @star-trek-shallot!
(please do not repost my art, thanks!)
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star-trek-shallot · 2 months
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[Probably TNG era by this point]
Kirk: Happy 100th birthday, Bones! Tell us, what's your secret to a long life?
Bones:
Bones: God forgot about me.
source: mrlovenstein on insta
And a happy 104th birthday to Mr. Deforest Kelley himself!
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star-trek-shallot · 3 months
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Chekov: What would happen if I put a whole bag of flour in the dishwasher?
Chekov: Would it turn into a big pile of dough that gummed up everything, thereby ruining the dishwasher? Or would the dishwasher be able to handle it?
Chekov: I've looked a bunch online and I can't find any examples of someone doing this.
Kirk:
Chekov:
Kirk: The Mythbusters retired too early.
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star-trek-shallot · 4 months
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Kirk: Wait, what? Vodka is made from fucking potatoes?
Chekov: ...You don't have to fuck the potatoes, no.
source: @hassankhadair on insta
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star-trek-shallot · 4 months
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[During the events of Journey to Babel]
Kirk: So, how's your day going, Mrs. Grayson?
Amanda: Oh, you know, the usual.
Amanda: My son and his father are trying to kill each other and I need to keep them from blowing something up in the process.
source: @rainbowrocketquotes
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star-trek-shallot · 4 months
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[During the events of Amok Time]
Nurse Chapel: Are you okay, Mr. Spock?
Spock: Yes.
Chapel: But you don't look okay...
Spock: Then stop looking.
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star-trek-shallot · 4 months
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[Spock is visiting his human family on Earth in the winter time]
Spock's Human Cousin: Hey Spock! We're having a snowball fight! Wanna join us?
10 year old Spock, who has never seen snow before: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Cousin: Whaddaya mean, rules?
Spock: Well, is there a points sytem?
Spock: Or is it, like, to the death?
source: @youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff
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star-trek-shallot · 4 months
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[Kirk is pumping up the away team before a mission]
Kirk: Can I get a heck yeah!?
Bones: Hell no.
Kirk: Close enough!
source: @ladymiraclewings
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star-trek-shallot · 4 months
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Chekov, still learning/perfecting English: What does transgender mean?
Uhura: Well, it's when you identify as something different than what you were assigned at birth. Like being born as a girl, but you feel like you're a boy, or vice versa. And some people are nonbinary, meaning they don't feel like a boy or a girl.
Chekov: Oh okay! That makes sense!
Chekov: Why the word transgender, though? Why not like... The Swapinator or something
source: adapted from @iggykoopa666
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star-trek-shallot · 4 months
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[The Enterprise Crew meets The Devil]
The Devil: You're not strong enough to face me.
Bones, from the back of the group: Oh yeah?
Bones: Well at least I didn't lose my golden fiddle to some hillbilly in Georgia.
source: @sitreps2steercos on insta
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star-trek-shallot · 4 months
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Kirk: Hey Bones, have you ever broken a bone?
Bones: My own, or somebody else's?
source: @therighthandofvengeance
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star-trek-shallot · 5 months
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Kirk: Y'know, maybe hot chocolate just wants to be called beautiful chocolate sometimes...
Bones:
Bones: Maybe you should sleep.
source: @iamthirtyaf on insta
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star-trek-shallot · 5 months
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Scotty: Hey Doc, can you call me a taxi tomorrow at 7am?
Bones: Yeah, sure thing.
[the next morning, at 7am]
*bosun's whistle sounds in Scotty's quarters*
Scotty, answering it: Aye?
Bones, on the other end of the comm: You're a taxi.
source: @9gag on insta
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star-trek-shallot · 5 months
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Chekov: I got my middle name after my father.
Kirk: Yes, Ensign, I'm aware of how time flows.
source: @browntweaten on twitter/x/idk anymore
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star-trek-shallot · 5 months
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Lt. Saavik: I'm sorry for breaking your glasses, Admiral.
Kirk: It's okay. I've seen enough.
source: @veryincorrectundertale on insta
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