Star Wars aliens- this is. uh. Ongo Gablogian. He’s like an aardvark puppet looking thing. He lives in a musty casino and plays the kazoo. Who tf knows what race he is. There’s probably only one of him, who cares. He’s just a goofy thing for kids in the audience to look at. And here’s like, a bunch of fuckin teddy bear things. They’re super cuddly. They’re for the kids, kids love fluffy bear things
Star Trek aliens- These are the Vulcans. They do sex stuff when they touch hands. These are Klingons. They have two sets of wingwangs each and all enjoy BDSM. These ass-faced guys are Ferengi. They got big dicks and ear fetishes. They may look like goblins, but they bang like beasts. These are Andorians-
I don’t remember what the point of this post was, but I’d just like to reiterate- everyone and everything in Star Trek fucks
Captains and how they deal with hostile alien confrontation
Captain Kirk: In times of confrontation with aliens we try to get out of the situation using only our wits
Captain Picard: We will try to get out of this confrontation with diplomacy while following the Prime Directive and if that fails, we won't hesitate to incapacitate you
Captain Sisko: When the people I care about are in danger, I will not hesitate to beat the shit out of someone regardless of the Prime Directive
Captain Janeway: Your vibes are fucking disgusting (kills you)