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garak *speaks*
julian: so true busty i mean breastie i mean FUCK
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Star Wars aliens- this is. uh. Ongo Gablogian. He’s like an aardvark puppet looking thing. He lives in a musty casino and plays the kazoo. Who tf knows what race he is. There’s probably only one of him, who cares. He’s just a goofy thing for kids in the audience to look at. And here’s like, a bunch of fuckin teddy bear things. They’re super cuddly. They’re for the kids, kids love fluffy bear things
Star Trek aliens- These are the Vulcans. They do sex stuff when they touch hands. These are Klingons. They have two sets of wingwangs each and all enjoy BDSM. These ass-faced guys are Ferengi. They got big dicks and ear fetishes. They may look like goblins, but they bang like beasts. These are Andorians-
I don’t remember what the point of this post was, but I’d just like to reiterate- everyone and everything in Star Trek fucks
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Captains and how they deal with hostile alien confrontation
Captain Kirk: In times of confrontation with aliens we try to get out of the situation using only our wits
Captain Picard: We will try to get out of this confrontation with diplomacy while following the Prime Directive and if that fails, we won't hesitate to incapacitate you
Captain Sisko: When the people I care about are in danger, I will not hesitate to beat the shit out of someone regardless of the Prime Directive
Captain Janeway: Your vibes are fucking disgusting (kills you)
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🅱️lease
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Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 
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i literally can't believe we never got a transporter accident Spock split into his Vulcan half and his human half episode
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Out of touch Spock Thursday 
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Rainbow gowron from @thesuburbanerd
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you DEACTIVATE doctor? you deactivate his program like the holonovel? oh! oh! jail for captain! jail for captain for One Thousand Years!!!!
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A Betazoid character who isn't in a nurturing profession, but is a tactical officer.
"Captain, I sense they know they're about to get their asses handed to them"
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There is literally sand on his uniform. I am 99% sure that this is from amok time. Op needs to be careful which what images they use.
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spock from star trek is unfuckable!
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I can maintain the illusion of gender binary for 16 hours but after that fuck off, I’ll be in my bucket 
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There is only a couple more days till tos, ent, and voy leave netflix!!!!
However, I may know a place where you can still find them (*wink wink nudge nudge)….
Everyone say thank you to @messier82 for putting this google drive together and sharing it with us!!!
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Obsessed with this line delivery
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Out of touch Spock Thursday 
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this was supposed to be a homophobic/transphobic reply to a tweet about disco winning a glaad award
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but honestly? this unironically. rainbow uniforms or else
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