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me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

#i wish that were me

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#i am clawing at the WALLS #WHO ARE YOU GREMLINS #GO AWAYYYY FROM ME I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE THIS

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i’m not going to start calling tiktokkers “creators” like what are they creating? new insecurities for women? the worst takes you’ve ever heard in your life?

#this blog is rabidly anti tiktok

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“my child is fine” honey your child thinks orpheus won’t turn around this time

#maybe he won’t!!!

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Look, if I introduced a WIP on here excitedly and then promptly never mentioned it again, it doesn’t mean I’m not working on it, it means I’m slowly rotating it in my mind like a rotisserie chicken and then went out to the grocery store to buy several other rotisserie chickens while I wait for it to cook and then slowly started rotating those rotisserie chickens and repeat

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No one warns you about how addictive it is to do fuck all.

#having depression like

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#PREV TAGS MORE SYNTH

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Attention Wal-Mart shoppers

you are in range of enemy artillery

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#i’m trapped in country music hell

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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#brutal

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

#i’m huge dead wife material

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Me, in the midst of deep and almost unbearable suffering: ok how can i make this funny

#real #nobody is allowed to perceive my discomfort or worry about me in any way

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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

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ok. and why is it your business that the clouds are swirling in a giant purple vortex over my ancient tower? maybe they just do that sometimes

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stands in the doorway of your blog saying nothing like a sibling

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#caramel protein shake ✌🏻 #sometimes a string cheese