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stardewayfruit · 2 years
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Stardew Valley Party Headcanons
Houseparty headcanons! I've just been thinking about this scenario forever so here it is!
Emily and Haley almost always host, and Emily invites her cool friends from Calico Desert and Zuzu City
Farmer Lilith always brings her homemade wine which everyone goes crazy for
Abigail pulls up with the most random and obscure sounding hard liquor, claiming that she found it in the mines
Everyone is skeptical for a minute but after they have a taste they decide it’s fine
Sam was supposed to be in charge of food but after he came back with a single loaf of bread and some skittles, Leah and Penny were put in charge of groceries
Sam was instead demoted promoted to DJ
Shane and Elliot get plastered and have a drunk sing-off with each other, which normally results in the two lying down on the living room floor, belting their hearts out
Harvey takes his seat on the couch and limits himself to a single beer, watching over Shane and Elliot
"Please, you guys-just keep your singing volume to a minimum"
Harvey is tired. So tired.
Haley walks around taking pictures of everyone, making sure she captured everyone's funny yet embarrassing moments
Sebastian takes his liquor like a champ??? He will outdrink anyone and still keep his composure
Eventually, everyone gets together for a game of beer pong
Alex and Shane destroy everyone (gridball kings)
Sam and Abigail absolutely suck at this game
“Bro it’s not fair!! At least put Shane on our team!”
They both get pretty drunk from losing
At some point Sebastian disappears for a smoke outside
You find him lying in the grass, puffing on a cigarette
“I fell….”
Maybe the shots did catch up to him
Eventually Sam joins the two of you and he pulls out a joint for the three of you to share
Back inside, Alex is challenging anybody to an arm wrestling competition
Harvey, much more sober than Alex, promptly takes the challenge and wins fairly easily
Everyone starts yelling and cheering for Harvey, including Alex
Everyone starts to leave at around 2am, Harvey hauling Shane and Elliot with him to sleep in the clinic (they’re fine, Harvey just doesn’t wanna take them all the way to their houses lol)
Penny and Sebastian stay the latest to help Emily and Haley clean up
That’s all for now!! Emily and Haley throw some fun parties:0 Hopefully one day they’ll entrust Sam to get good snacks
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stardewayfruit · 2 years
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Finally got around to making an sdv profile! I'm so happy with how this turned out my little farmer is so cute<3
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stardewayfruit · 2 years
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Stardew Valley Headcanons
Some random headcanons that have been living in my notes app for months
When working, Sebastian often pushes his hair away from his face with a headband since it’s so long
He also definitely wears glasses around the house but he’s too shy to wear them out in public
Sam, Abigail, and Sebastian are planning on getting matching tattoos in the future
Emily loves tarot cards and will offer free readings during her shifts at the saloon
For months on end, Abigail would beg Marlon to train her in combat and he finally gave in. Once a week Marlon coaches Abigail in basic sword fighting and sometimes lets her accompany him into the mines
Because Shane and Alex share a mutual love for gridball they will often play a game of catch during the Luau or the Flower Dance
Sebastian smokes Marlboro reds (sometimes Camels) and uses a shitty lighter with a frog sticker on it
Sam is the ultimate stoner and will sometimes let Shane hit his pen during shifts at Jojamart, though his favorite method of smoking is with a bong
Willy taught Elliot how to fish and put crab pots in the ocean and he's so proud of the ginger writer living in his ocean shack<3
Haley and Emily have photoshoots with the clothes that Emily makes, and sometimes they invite the other girls in the village to participate
That's all! Sorry, it's kinda short but I have some more ideas! More specifically what the Pelican Town villagers would be like at a party?? Sounds like fun loll
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stardewayfruit · 2 years
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Too nervous to homie hop irl so instead I do it in stardew valley
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stardewayfruit · 2 years
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I’m in my hoe era (Flirting with multiple stardew villagers)
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