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"mr. perfectly fine" by taylor swift angsty fic any ship any pairing go

-jae

oh you mean the Parksborn song 😌

San Pellegrino

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Peter's life has never gone in order. He learned to drive before learning to ride a bike. He started working before he graduated high school. He even got his degree late.

But now Peter has settled into work, into life, into being 25. And he's ready to meet someone — his someone, if possible. Maybe the internet will help him find his perfect match.

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CHRIS EVANS Breaks Down His Most Iconic Characters | GQ (Sept 19, 2023)

#hello I'm not dead #chris evans #eye candy

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Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

#memes #humor #actually made me giggle in public

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that one silly meme but starker happy lunar new year of bunny and cat!

#art #starker #!!

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🐇🐈

#starker #art

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ANDREW GARFIELD ━ GQ Men Of The Year Awards (November 16, 2022)

#oh ma gah #andrew garfield #ANDREW GARFIELD

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before you see something and recoil at the price, be it handmade items, services, art, whatever. when you see something and you think, "i wouldnt pay more than $15 for that," you seriously have to ask yourself: if i were offered that same $15, would i make this object? would i spend the time to teach myself this skill to get this done, for $15? would i do this service for that same $15? would that be worth my time and effort?

yeah, that handmade necklace is $140. you might only be willing to pay $40 for that same necklace, but would you make it for $40 if someone asked you to?

you want to pay the babysitter fifteen bucks for the three hours she's watching your child. but would you honestly do that for $15? would you go into a stranger's house and change their baby's diaper and care for its needs, for $15?

you think its ridiculous that this artist is charging $30 for an icon commission. would you spend years catching up to their skill level to make that same drawing, start using your skill to make some extra cash, and then spend three hours on a drawing just to get $15?

would you be willing to work for $5 an hour?

no?

then don't be angry when someone else won't.

you don't have buy the service, it's okay if some things aren't within your budget or comfort zone, and it's also okay if the product isn't worth that much money to you. but do not be angry. be glad, because you know of another person out there who isn't being exploited for their time.

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Marathoned a show with a friend tonight and felt compelled to make this

Hope this clears things up

#peter parker #😔😔

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one thing I like about Tumblr is, in 2019 I reblogged a piece of art from 2017 of a book written in 2015 and Yesterday in 2022 someone liked it, and this is how this website is supposed to work, I have art made this week in my queue next to stuff from 2014, 2013, 2012, hell even 2011, sometimes I post 10-11 year old fan art from accounts that haven't been active since before One Direction broke up. Nothing is ever truly dead and gone on here, you can always dust off an old treasure and say "hey gang look at this!" other social media isn't set up like that, if you wonder why it feels like The Batman was released 100 years ago, its because corporate media wants you to move on! go to the NEW THING! BUY! etc but hey guess what I have fan art of Battinson being emo in my queue. So if you're a fan artist, writer, gif maker, or just fan who wants to gush, guess what, here, here we're still spreading around old art, gif sets and someone will be happy you made something new in the tag

#fandom

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i wanna die❤️‍🔥

#I have deceased #AHHHHH #chris evans

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CHRIS EVANS / SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

#GLUG GLUG GLUG #literally accidentally made that noise when I saw #chris evans

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It's a widely known and often memed statistic that Tony Stark has never dated anyone older than twenty-five-years old. The reliability with which all his relationships degrade within weeks of his partners' 25th birthday is truly comical to the entire internet-using world, except to two people: Tony Stark himself, and his current boyfriend, Peter Parker.

Peter knew of Tony's history upon entering a relationship with the older man, of course. He's Gen Z, born with the power of the internet in the palm of his hand. He was 21 when he first met 46-year-old Tony Stark. He knew he had an expiry date. But he was young and Tony was funny and smart and nice and so unbelievably hot. Peter could have a good time with him for however brief it may be.

Tony, on the other hand, was prepared to quit dating entirely when he was dumped yet again shortly after spending a small fortune on a diamond necklace for his ex's birthday. She was nice enough to try to give it back the night she left him, but he refused. Maybe she can sell it and use it towards the down payment for a house or whatever it is that "serious adults" do.

Because that's the thing the internet doesn't talk about, how people date Tony Stark for a good time and not for a long time. Oh it's fun to get invited to high society galas and travel to beautiful places around the world and be showered with lavish, expensive gifts. But when people decide it's time to settle down, make commitments, have a family, they don't want to do it with a man like Tony Stark.

Peter is too beautiful for Tony to resist, though. And as Tony got to know him - just how sweet, kind-hearted, and absolutely prodigy-level genius the young man is - Tony knows Peter is entirely too good for him to keep. Tony knows his heart will inevitably be broken again down the line, but hey, it's better to have loved and lost and all that.

Right?

It's a wonderful few years. Perfect, even.

Peter never imagined he would find the love of his life in his early twenties but here he is. Tony Stark's incredible body and insane stamina and big, fat bank account are great perks for sure. But it's his quirks, his passion, his work ethic, even his flaws that make Peter fall even deeper in love. It seems like the only flaw of Tony's that Peter can't get over is the fact that the man obviously prefers them young. And it's not something Peter can ever accept or change about himself. The thing about puppies is that they always grow into dogs.

Tony throws Peter the biggest 25th birthday party the city has ever seen. No expense was spared. Everyone was out to celebrate, family and friends inside the venue, even the vultures outside waiting for their breakup, jokes at the ready.

There's just one couple whose happiness was subdued. It's a melancholy that hovers over them like a stormcloud. Each bout of lovemaking feels like the last.

With every kiss Peter is saying, please let me stay.

With every touch Tony is saying, please don't go.

Tony is the one who caves. This has gone enough for too long. Either way, Peter will be the last person he'll ever be with, the last person he'll ever love.

The engagement ring is a vintage piece of gold that once adorned Tony's own late mother. Tony hopes against hope that it doesn't become yet another piece of jewelry to bookmark another heartbreak.

But Peter says yes. Of course, he says yes. Few people are lucky enough to find a love like he had. Even fewer had found it so quickly.

"I'm sorry I kept you waiting for so long," Peter says.

"It's worth it to finally find you," Tony says.

In the end, everyone is still right. Tony Stark has never dated anyone older than twenty-five-years old. But he will be married to one.

#omg omg omg this is so so cute and beautiful ㅠㅠ #it started from a meme but blossomed into something amazing??? #*chef’s kiss* #starker

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Starker + wrist grabbing

Pls I’m weak for it. Peter loves when Tony asserts dominance by grabbing him hard by the wrist and having his way with him. Peter can easily overpower Tony but he just lets himself get dragged around and shoved up against walls. He loves giving Tony complete control of him. He loves to feel like a naughty kid who’s misbehaved and have his daddy grab him angrily and punish him for it. He loves when Tony discreetly grabs his wrist in public and whispers the dirtiest things into his ear about what he’s going to do to him when they get home. And when Tony’s been gripping his wrist so tight that it leaves bruises? God, Peter just loses it.

#starker #😔😔 #nff

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This is so sad

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Tony’s dick twitches every time he hears the words “Mr Stark” leave Peter’s lips in that high-pitched, innocent, excitable voice. He’s so horny for Peter and hates himself for it, because every time he sees the kid look at him with those big brown eyes he’s reminded that Peter is literally the most pure, angelic sweetheart of a person and he doesn’t want to ruin that. But then the “Mr Stark” comes and Tony is having to excuse himself so he can wank in the next room to the dirtiest thoughts of his 15 year old mentee.

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being a puppy boy is reacting to literally every phrase that people say to their dogs (“who’s a good boy”, “go get it boy”, etc) and tensing up bc you think they’re talking to you

#horny hour

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That’s right baby boy just like that. That’s my good faggot go on fucking lick it. My good fucking boy.

#horny hour