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Hey, everyone!

I've had an absolute blast with this blog, but it's been inactive for a really long time. I'm not shutting it down forever, but I do feel like it's time to mark this on indefinite hiatus. It felt weird just letting it sit here.

I wanted to thank you for your support. I'll be back sometime.

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Tony enjoys buying expensive, fancy art supplies for Steve

Steve complained at first, but doesn't mind anymore.

#boring marvel headcanons #boring avengers headcanons #avengers headcanon #captain america #tony stark #not canon #but probably canon. #probably canon compliant

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Coulson occasionally cat-sits for Goose for Fury.

They're comfortable with each other now, to the point where Goose will nap on Coulson's lap and purr while he watches TV.

#boring marvel headcanons #boring avengers headcanons #avengers headcanon #not canon #probably canon compliant #probably canon #nick fury #phil coulson #goose the flerken #goose the cat

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Fury won't eat toast if it's cut diagonally.

It's too weird.

#boring marvel headcanons #boring avengers headcanons #avengers headcanon #avengers

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Bucky and Steve once carved their names in a tree in Central Park when they were kids.

Spidey helped them find it, because the tree had grown too tall to spot it easily.

#boring marvel headcanons #not canon #probably canon compliant #marvel headcanons #boring avengers headcanons #avengers headcanon #avengers #bucky barnes #steve rogers #captain america

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Frank Castle will violently teach fascists exactly why stickers of his symbol do not belong on their vehicles.

He's not exactly a fan of police, if you haven't noticed.

#boring marvel headcanons #marvel headcanons #marvel #not canon #not canon compliant #but probably canon. #probably canon compliant #probably canon #Punisher #Don't put Punisher stickers on your vehicle. Just dont.

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Loki is mildly allergic to mistletoe.

Its presence in the same room as him makes him sneeze, and contact leaves an itchy mark.

#not canon compliant #not canon #Loki #boring marvel headcanons #marvel headcanons #I shamelessly stole this from a fanfiction #boring avengers headcanons #avengers headcanon #avengers tower

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Peter Parker has a YouTube channel where he posts Cap, Bucky, Loki, and Thor's reactions to well-known movie twists.

He records their reactions during weekly movie nights.

It's wonderful to have people around who are able to experience the iconic plot twists for the first time ever.

#boring marvel headcanons #boring avengers headcanons #avengers headcanon #avengers #not canon #not canon compliant #probably canon compliant #probably canon #bucky barnes #thor #non canon #avengers tower #captain america #stark tower #loki

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Tony Stark specifically keeps his physical subscription to the New York Times for Steve and Bucky.

There's also an unspoken rule that whoever gets ahold of the paper gets first "dibs" on the crossword puzzle.

Some days, it's left partially completed on the counter for anyone who wants to finish it. Everyone uses their own color pen- Steve uses blue ink, Bucky uses black, Tony uses red, and Peter uses whatever he finds in his pocket.

#boring marvel headcanons #boring avengers headcanons #avengers headcanon #avengers #not canon #not canon compliant #bucky barnes #tony stark #non canon #avengers tower #captain america #iron man #spiderman #stark tower

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There's 2 guys who come into Sister Margaret's just to shoot trick shots at the pool table.

Nobody knows who they are, not even Weasel. They show up, shoot some pool, and leave after a few hours. They have no set schedule or routine. They're really dang impressive, though!

#boring marvel headcanons #boring avengers headcanons #not canon compliant #probably canon compliant #IRL canon compliant #is that a thing? #it is now I guess #deadpool #boring headcanons #not canon #probably canon #non canon #Sister Margaret's #this one is inspired by an IRL event I went to for the premier of Deadpool 2. It was so freaking fun!

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Sometimes Steve pretends he has no clue how to use certain electronics or other "future things"

He knows how it works. He just loves watching Tony getting frustrated trying to explain again how to check email or use the Blu Ray player.

#boring marvel headcanons #boring avengers headcanons #avengers headcanon #avengers #probably canon compliant #probably canon #tony stark #avengers tower #captain america #iron man #stark tower #steve rogers

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Clint sometimes turns his hearing aids off when he's bored in meetings.

They never talk about anything important anyway. Intentional bad lip reading is way more entertaining.

#boring marvel headcanons #boring avengers headcanons #avengers headcanon #avengers #probably canon compliant #hawkeye #probably canon #clint barton #avengers tower #stark tower

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A reminder that the motto of this blog is essentially, "I reject your reality and substitute my own"

We aren't very MCU compliant here.

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Loki is the coolest, most important, and most powerful being in all the realms!

And he has had a wonderful time taking over posting today!

(PS, tomorrow is the author's birthday. Just sayin'... ;) )

#boring marvel headcanons #boring avengers headcanons #avengers headcanon #avengers #avengers tower #stark tower #april 1st #april fools

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Jarvis is really just Siri with a voice modulator!

#boring marvel headcanons #boring avengers headcanons #avengers headcanon #avengers #not canon #not canon compliant #avengers tower #non canon #stark tower #Jarvis #gossip #april 1st

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Nick "Fury" has been a typo the entire time! It's meant to be Nick "Furry"!

#boring marvel headcanons #boring avengers headcanons #avengers headcanon #avengers #not canon #not canon compliant #non canon #stark tower #gossip #april 1st

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Bucky Barnes was once attacked and defeated by a single sparrow!

#boring marvel headcanons #boring avengers headcanons #avengers headcanon #avengers #not canon #not canon compliant #bucky barnes #non canon #gossip #april 1st