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Eddie, on the phone: Hey Steve, can I borrow $5000?

Steve: Why the hell do you need $5000?

Eddie: For an escape room.

Steve: What kind of escape room costs $5000?

Eddie:

Eddie: Jail.

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I’m just gonna write this down before I forget it feel free to answer later

do you think jing yuan would be a funny person?

like to joke around or do you think he’s all serious?

and I know you may be biased but I don’t care

🧋anon

I'm hella biased, but I also have proof for my claims! Ahem... in this essay I will...

He straight up goes and calls himself an "old man".

"meditating with eyes closed"? Funny way of saying your hobby is sleeping, Jing Yuan.

I'll just let this one speak for itsself...

Just... this part of a daily chat... bro is straight up just like "nah, I'm sleeping at that time. DNI"

And then there is also the entire interaction where he stole Yanqing's chess pieces in his character trailer.

Plus... the General's Diary My guy thought he was buying a cat and was flabbergasted when it kept growing and growing and turned out to be a lion. He literally got scammed buying a cat. He is also horrible at naming. Mimi... okay, cute - fitting for a lion... not really. But "Wave-Treading Snow Lion". Sir... please, you cannot be serious.

In conclusion:

There is not an ounce of seriousness in this man.

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in my evil fucking lab doing whatever the fuck

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rip anakin skywalker you would have hated dune

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So I’m at a library in a town I don’t live in to spend time with my nieces and I go to the bathroom and see this sign.

They turned their old card catalog into free supplies people can discretely take on their own.

This is the coolest thing ever, a great way to help people without making them ask, and an amazing reuse of a card catalog. I’m seriously about to cry I love it so much.

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when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy

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I feel like Chris Pine has waited his entire career to play a bard. I'm so happy that he's finally achieved the life he deserves.

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not that I don't love the cursed bio facts, but do you have any blessed bio facts?

HYENAS CAN LOAF LIKE HOUSECATS

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Listen all u internet goers……. I know everyone has some wild catfish stories and I need to know them

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What's that one quote about how conservatives only ever support gun control when it's about any kind of minority owning the guns?

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