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I'm so tired of being disrespected at work, so many of my male coworkers treat me like I'm second class to them. I'm trying so hard to not cry but it's so hard when you're treated differently, and you can't do anything because it's the head of HR doing it.

#star rants #everything is blammed ln me #im treated like im stupid and do things for shits and giggles #IM FOLLOWING THE RULES I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE UP MY OWN AT THIS POINT

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Have we done this joke yet?

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this game has no right to be as funny as it is

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I am deeply appreciative of how much of a loser they made Astarion. Like he's sexy sure but the man doesn't have a single W to his name. He's been stuck in tunnels eating rats for years and his first time out and about he gets literally brainwormed and has to pull some Wil E. Coyote shit to team up with people. His whole menacing blood drinking schtick is immediately undercut by him being a massive virgin about the whole ordeal. In his centuries long flop era and trying so desperately to cover it up

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going straight to the camp group chat

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Thanks to Wyll, I now know that Gale canonically cooks dinner for the camp every night. Now all I can do is picture the poor man having a mental breakdown as he tries to work with whatever scraps I throw him.

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bg3 so far (illustrated):

@pascalishere your post was too amazing I had to draw it out

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Vampire Spawn 🩸🦇

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Astarion, the Decadent

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few clips ive gathered of astarion being worried/protective

#omfg the Incubus line??? #how in the hell do you get that???

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workarounds to having a vampire as your partner in crime

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long rest

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Has this meme already been done-

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more studies with astarion!!

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I’ve been rewatching Schitts Creek and decided to do a BG3 version of this iconic scene 💀✌🏼