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starring-mai · 6 days
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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starring-mai · 9 days
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starring-mai · 10 days
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trash!!!!
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starring-mai · 10 days
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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
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starring-mai · 13 days
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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE
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starring-mai · 13 days
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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starring-mai · 14 days
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starring-mai · 15 days
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starring-mai · 17 days
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– Смотри: я сфинкс….
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starring-mai · 19 days
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Me: *doesnt connect emotionally or socially with my peers*
Adults: 😊🙏😊 Look at you!! 😊🙏😊🙏🙏 you’re so mature for your age 😊😊😊🙏🙏 Such an old soul!!! 😊🙏😊🙏😊😀😀O h m y g o o d n e s s 😀😊🙏 a truly G I F T E D child 😄😄🙏🙏😊🙏🙏
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starring-mai · 19 days
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Tumblr feels so different without the boops
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starring-mai · 19 days
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How it feels waking up when you were in bed before April 1st hit.
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starring-mai · 23 days
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Boop battle
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starring-mai · 23 days
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starring-mai · 23 days
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I will unapologetically attack anyone with boops. You haven't got one? Get booped. You don't know me? Booped. You know me very well? You're in the line of fire, get booped bitch. You boop me? You opened Pandora's Box and they're all boops. Any and all my blogs are not safe from the wrath that is my boops. Watch yourself
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starring-mai · 23 days
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starring-mai · 23 days
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me sowing
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