matt’s answers in blather round tell a story and crack me up without fail matt bragg for comedian of the century
concept: fahc!fiona killed the vagabond. he betrayed the crew in an unspeakable way, and the only solution was to get rid of him for good.
when it gets out that the vagabond, the indestructible vagabond, is dead, people begin to wonder who will take his place as the most ruthless fucker to ever roam the streets of lost santos.
it’s fiona. fiona and her rage. only she doesn’t replace the vagabond, no.
her rage makes los santos forget he ever existed.
Planetary (GO!) is such a fucking banger. Just… the opening sirens. The sexiness of Gerard’s voice in the intro and the second verse. How absolutely unhinged he sounds when he shouts “blast it to the back row”. The soft, soothing bridge. The rebellious bounciness. I can’t listen to danger days in public anymore because I go apeshit every time this song comes on. Incredible.
every one on here freaking out about jeremy being on tumblr is the laughter i needed
I met Jeremy back in February and he told us during a meet up he checks tumblr daily ( and before the nsfw ban he did it with safe search off. So yes- He has seen the sin ). My favorite quote from the night was " I'd be scrolling through tumblr and see fanfic of Trevor and I fucking. And Alfredo is dead in the back ground. I don't know why everyone kills Alfredo off. " He's very light hearted on the subject and finds it funny.
thiS IS SO FUCKIGN FUNNY IM WHEEEEZZIGNNGNGGGN I SOUND LIIKE A BROKEN SQUEAKY TOY RN PLS I CANT HANDL ETHIS