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starsandsupernovae · 12 minutes
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No bc I'll shit talk some of those booktok books all day but the MOMENT, the very INSTANT some bitch tries to suggest that its not "real reading" or it somehow "doesn't count" I become a Die. Hard. Fan. Colleen hoover my sudden beloved. Sarah j maas my new bestie
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starsandsupernovae · 5 days
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"average dwarf dramatically seduce 3 peoole a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average dwarf dramatically seduce 0 people per year. Casanunda, who travels the Disc with his step ladder on the lookout for opportunity each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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starsandsupernovae · 6 days
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No bc maybe its not about we could make eachother better or we could make eachother worse maybe its about we could make eachother better or worse and it wouldn't matter to us because we would love any iteration and it would be fine to be made worse if it meant being made by her
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starsandsupernovae · 10 days
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starsandsupernovae · 10 days
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we dont know anything about Benoit Blanc's husband except that hes called Philip but i want him to be a retired jewel thief who Benoit met during a case after he was hired to locate some stolen diamonds and Philip was posing as a gardener and Benoit kept asking him increasingly complicated questions about gardening so Philip thought he was onto him but really Benoit just thought he was hot and asked Philip out but the entire time Philip was like this is some kind of gambit so kept getting weirder and weirder until Benoit was like what is up with you so Philip confessed the whole thing and Benoit was like oh shit. but the guy he robbed was a total asshole so Benoit was like whatever it's fine so they started dating and the diamonds ended up paying for their apartment
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starsandsupernovae · 10 days
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*benoit blanc voice* now that is just amazing, mister kira, but you seem to be a lot less bright then i musta thought... we're only broadcasting this program to the kanto region of japan.
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starsandsupernovae · 10 days
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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
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starsandsupernovae · 12 days
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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
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starsandsupernovae · 12 days
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i miss sam winchester, he understood me (there is something wrong with me)
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starsandsupernovae · 13 days
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discworld dashboard simulator
❓ ankhmorporkpolls
🧙🏻 blackalisstan
This is like that tsortian guy who had to pick between goddesses and started a war and then died. Or like paying the assassin's guild to kill you
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*inhume
🧙🏻 blackalisstan
piss off you posh knob
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tbf I don't think the watch is wasting its time on this blue hellsite so ur probably safe there. the POSTMASTER however...
#sometimes I think only bloody stupid johnson could have come up with this fucking site
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ALL'S WELL!
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nvm lmao 😭
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#ppl on here are actually sooooo ankh morpork centric it's insane #'EVERYONE knows webblethorpe the unconscious' who??? why the fuck should I??? #like HELLO there's other places on the disc? #and klatch is NICER like omg
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unseenuniconfessions reblogged:
🦧 unseenuniversitylibrary
Ook
#SO TRUE KING
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Anonymous asked:
Is lord vetinari gay
🪄ramtopswitches answered:
Why would you ask us, a ramtops witches blog, this
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CALLOUT: @ /spanglersal (deactivated)
• started a Kickstarter to crowdfund a click of Captain Vimes & Errol then disappeared with the money and has gone completely ghost on everyone
• apparently stole over 100k
• cringe
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Anonymous asked:
Blessings be upon this askbox
🌷queen-of-lancre answered:
I don't know if this is nanny pretending to be granny, or if it's actually granny, and I think I'm too scared to find out
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🏚️ throwingshades
Gonna go skating on the frozen river ankh!!
💀 nojusticejustus
HAVE FUN
🏚️ throwingshades
Thanks man!
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🐸 bursaaaaaaaaar
is. is the post office posting crab rave bc reacher gilt just turned up dead
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The Crumley's Hogswatch grotto is being advertised again but somehow I just don't think they can top last year's... like idk where they got the budget from but the real pigs?? CRAZY. my little sister asked for a pony and there was just one in the house when we got back like?? My mum was PISSED but yes talk abt Hogswatch magic. Still wonder how they pulled it off
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💖 angelofmusic
It's literally SO unfunny to be making jokes about the Opera Ghost when you all KNOW I saw so many of my friends DIE last year??? I literally have so much PTSD from it... like it's so insensitive you're all actually the WORST
#vent #don't rb #some of you will say ANYTHING for a cheap laugh :(
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🐊 genuablogging
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “narrative causality” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Duc turn into a frog
My buddy Mrs Pleasant, pacing: Lilith de Tempscire is lying to us
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starsandsupernovae · 13 days
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Esmerelda Weatherwax and Adora Belle Dearheart are the same flavour but Adora Belle has been carbonated and I will not elaborate
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starsandsupernovae · 15 days
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just realized dean has a cowboy kink not a cowgirl kink and in fact dean is NEVER faced with a cowgirl in all 15 years of the show but he is faced with cowboys many many times
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starsandsupernovae · 15 days
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dean is horrible at lying but excellent at doing bits
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atlas: eight || sleeping at last
↳ requested by @theseraphimcastiel
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starsandsupernovae · 18 days
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Calling your mutual or blogger by their literal name listed in their bio theyve asked people to call them is the scariest thing in the world like what if while i was writing my tag it deviously transformed into a slur while my eyes gracefully shut & now instead of saying Hi steven I called him all the slurs for gay people. Then they come for me. And he sees it. OK
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starsandsupernovae · 23 days
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starsandsupernovae · 23 days
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everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test
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