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writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

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your own. personal. spongebob.

someone who can't breathe air.

someone who's square.

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one of the most unexpected perks of studying classics/history is finding out just how many references to Aziraphale consistently being part of queer spaces there are in the flashbacks

#pls ask me to elaborate #i wanna talk abt petronius #good omens #aziraphale #queer subtext

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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Oh she gets it

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you know when beelzebub and gabriel were revealed to be in love and fucked off to alpha centauri it must have felt to aziraphale and crowley like learning your childhood bullies who had picked on you for years for being different and weird and closeted gay had actually come out as bi and were happily in a queer relationship while you’re still wrestling with the trauma they contributed to

like, good for you guys, love is love and gay rights and all, but come on, really?

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middle school lesbianism

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"i'm gay" "i'm straight" okay????? i get mean when i'm nervous like a bad dog??????

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computer. show me middle aged butch woman salt and pepper hair please thank u

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been spending a lot of time on the bus lately

#my art

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Franz Kafka, the metamorphosis / Jane Austen

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surely the conses wont quence

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mood board for doing any sort of task

#me rn