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One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.
So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.
I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.
Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.
After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”
I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.
We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.
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stephen strange one shots (dark)
warning; dark content is content that intentionally deals with disturbing matter such as rape, abuse, stalking, etc. dead dove: do not eat.
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consumed, @strangelure
A Man Possessed, @strangelure
➣ Stephen catches a glimpse of you in future outcomes while using the time stone. Let’s just say that generates a bit of an obssession.
So Tight Around Me, @straywords
➣ Stephen has a hell of a day and uses you to relieve stress as always.
The Other Side, @highonmarvel
➣ Searching for your Stephen, you find another, and he won’t let you go this time.
it feels like humming, @strangelure
➣ i keep seeing them in my dreams and i wake up with bruises and marks on my skin, it's definitely just wild dreams, right?
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"How to look good in a dress" or, you know, whatever you want to wear!
(I am definitely not the best person to talk about this, but here we are.)
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i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens
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The inside of a leatherback turtle’s mouth
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