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Hera: I know it isn’t good but I wanted to make breakfast for you in bed.
Kanan: I love it
Hera: You haven’t even taste it.
Kanan: Whatever made by you is good, my love.
Hera: It’s burnt.
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Sabine: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Ezra: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.
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Kallus as Fulcrum
Kallus: I’ve been giving the Rebellion information...
Thrawn: Wait, what??
Kallus: I’m sorry, but I can’t do it anymore-
Thrawn: Agent Kallus, are you seriously admitting to treason to get out of doing your unpaid overtime?
Kallus: I- uh-
Thrawn: Are you kidding me?
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Zeb: Just so you know, if you go to prison, I won't wait for you.
Kallus: You won't have to, I'll escape. We both know this.
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Kallus: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Thrawn: Alright.
Kallus: TraitorSayWhat?
Pryce: Pardon?
Kallus: What?
Thrawn: ...
Kallus: ...
Kallus: No wait-
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Zeb: Aren't you going too far?
Kallus: No, no, no. I went too far about 7 hours ago. Now I'm going to prison
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Pryce: You pushed him...
Kallus: I didn't.
Pryce: You lie, I saw how you pushed one of our troops down the stairs!
Kallus: I just gave him a high five with the body.
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Thrawn: Ugh, there's always that weak one in the group who isn't down with dictatorship.
*Thrawn glares at Kallus*
Kallus: Well sorry I belive in freedom.
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Stormtrooper: So you’re a spy?
Kallus: Yes.
Stormtrooper: You don’t look like one.
Kallus: I wouldn’t be very good if I did.
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Maul: Hello, darkness. My old friend.
Darkness: Aw man, not you again.
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Hera: My father didn’t raise me to be a quitter.
Hera: In fact, my father didn’t raise me at all.
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Ezra: You’re violent.
Chopper: Yeah but I’m short, so it’s adorable.
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Maul: Sometimes, even the devil on my shoulder asks ‘what the hell are you doing?’
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*Sabine cooking*
Kanan: Careful with the onions, they might make you cry.
Sabine: NOT IF I MAKE THEM CRY FIRST.
*Sabine stabs onions*
Kanan:
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Zeb: I mean, yeah, we’re totally enemies, but I would kiss you if you asked.
Kallus: What?
Zeb: What?
Chopper, in the background: HE SAID HE WOULD KISS YOU IF YOU ASKED
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Zeb: Kallus and I are dating.
Sabine: You're gay?
Ezra: And for that?
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Hera: So what’s for dinner?
Kanan: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-rise!
Hera: …is it soup?
Kanan: I soup-pose it could be.
Hera: Stop it.
Kanan: Stoup what?
Hera: Stop making soup puns.
Kanan: No.
Kanan: Soup.
*Later*
Hera: ... you made roasted chicken.
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Ezra: “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” I would.
Sabine: “I’m not gonna sink to their level.” I will, coward.
Chopper: “I’m the bigger person.” I’m not even five feet tall. Give me the blaster.
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Specter 6.2
*Ezra, holding a cat*
Hera: Is that a cat?
Ezra: No
Specter 6.2: meow
Hera: Are you sure?
Ezra: Positive.
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Ezra: What do people call the king of cats?
Kanan: …
Ezra, lifting specter 6.2: Your Meow-jesty.
Kanan, trying not to smile: Okay, that’s a good one.
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Ezra: Hello, Empire? Hi, yes, I accidentally stepped on my cat's tail and I need to be arrested.
Stormtrooper: Kid, we've talked about this before.
Ezra: Just take me away, please.
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Hera, on the comm: Kanan, you're late for our meeting, what's wrong?
Kanan: Ah, well, I seem to have reached an odd technical impasse. I cannot move.
Hera: Why not???
*Specter 6.2 meows loudly into the comm*
Hera: ...
Kanan: ... I believe that answers your question.
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Chopper: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my ship. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my ship! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.
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Pryce: Hey, Kallus, what's the new rebel's first name?
Kallus: His cat's name is Kanan junior specter 6.2
Pryce: ...
Kallus: ...What?
Pryce: You know the name of his CAT. But not HIM?!
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Person on the comm: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?
Ezra, handing the comm to specter 6.2: It's for you.
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Sabine: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!
Sabine: Bad news for you: I'm friends with explosives.
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Hondo: My mom always taught me to be careful. You never know who’ll scam you.
Ezra: Did your mom get scammed?
Hondo: No. She was the scammer.
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Zeb, pointing at Ezra: That child is morally grey at best.
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Pryce: Agent Kallus, did you record two recruits fighting instead of stopping them?
Kallus: You weren’t there, Pryce. It was the most pathetic slap fight I’ve ever seen. It was so mesmerizing that I couldn’t interfere.
Pryce: I doubt that.
*One moment later*
Pryce: They… they just keep going.
Kallus: I know.
Pryce: THEY HAVE THEIR HELMETS ON
Kallus: I KNOW
*On the Ghost at the same time*
Kanan: Sabine and Ezra not allowed to do undercover missions together anymore.
Hera: Agreed.
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