steakandvodka

[steakandvodka]

Alright. We’re settling this discourse once and for all.

In the tags, tell me your opinion on:

Mayonnaise

Frozen Yogurt 

Salt and Vinegar Chips

Sweet Potatoes

Kiwi

Ginger Ale

Microwave Ramen

#depends on what it's with #blech #good #okay #yum #yes #why? #food

[steakandvodka]

It’d be funny if we both got it wrong, eh? If I did the good thing and you did the bad one.

#😍😍😍😍😍 #fav moment #good omens

[steakandvodka]

everyone’s favorite duo: dan & redmond! // 1 2

#my heart grew ten sizes #dan levy #schitt's creek

[steakandvodka]

true story i was having a bad night so i searched youtube for ancient dan videos & came up with this treasure from 2012 that singlehandedly cured all my mental illnesses & vitamin deficiencies

0:31 - is desperately trying to understand how low-cut braless looks work; “does she have like little stilts underneath to keep them in place?”

0:48 - uses the phrase “tits galore”

1:35 - “a fun frilly sock?? LACE???”

2:05 - “if you almost cross your eyes, it looks like an elephant’s head”

2:52 - “i applied self-tanner once. it was bad. i looked like rust.” THE WAY HE SAYS IT (also hi dan david is literally just you)

3:00 - incensed by impractical airport outfits, describes his ideal airport look; “me & kesha would wear similar outfits to the airport”

3:41 - “you’ve REALLY looked at her crotch”

4:00 - “when i throw my jeans in the washer/dryer they come out as jights. jean tights.”

4:28 - “next time you see me, i’ll be as brown as this chair” *literally drops mic*

#this watered all my crops #do we still say that now? #am i old? #dan levy

[steakandvodka]

Magnus: I want the necklace.  Magnus: *sees Alec ten minutes later*  Magnus: Fuck that necklace I want that tree there. 

#this is canon #malec #shadowhunters

[steakandvodka]

#i dont see this talked about enough #the look of pain on magnus’ face after he has to send somebody he cares about to the clave #he’s lost so much in this world and you can see how much this pains him to give somebody up #he had to give up camille the woman who saved his life and who he thought he was in love with #then he had to give up iris #one of his kind #and iris said something about warlocks being a dying breed right? #and he just turned one over to the clave to protect his friends #just imagine how bad that must make him feel #he’s watching his people slowly die out and being murdered by valentine and he still turns her over because its the right thing to do #and because they both hurt people he cares about and he wont ever let anybody hurt them #even if it means hurting himself #and nobody else seems to notice how hard these things are for him #except maybe alec #who takes the time to ask him how he feels about camille #and the way he looks so worried about him after he sends iris to the clave #i just #i have so many feelings about my son #he deserves all the good things in the world #somebody hug him #alec hug your boyfriend

#!!!!!!! #i never connected this before #ahhhhhhhhh #malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #shadowhunters

[steakandvodka]

patrick using his Soft Voice with david (the david version)

#*it*feels*like*i'm*getting*fucking*stabbed* #this is just a highlight reel of patrick being soft because he's almost always using his soft voice around david #this wasn't even all of them #but i loved every gd second of it #david x patrick #schitt's creek

[steakandvodka]

“People feel so much shame about it [mental health], so if, by talking about it, I can even have an impact on one person, that would be awesome.” Sophie Turner By Yelena Yemchuk | The Edit by Net-A-Porter (May 2019)

#okokokokokok #i'm obsessed with this #sophie turner

[steakandvodka]

Listen you FUCKS. Patrick [middle name redacted] Brewer saved the receipt from their first sale without knowing David’s birthday was coming up, without plans to gift it to David for any other knowable reason (christmas was months away by that point) and without doing something like, you know, displaying it in the store or whatever. The boy saved that damb receipt because he was in LOVE and GAY and wanted to LOOK AT IT after returning home from his SAD HIKES please throw me off rattlesnake POINT

#ughughughughgugh #david x patrick #schitt's creek

[steakandvodka]

I’m SCREAMING!!!!! this is art

#oh WOWwWW #this got overwhelming for me real fast #in a good way #goddamn this show is incredible #schitt's creek #the back to back i love yous killed me

[steakandvodka]

i’ve been thinking about this for several days now, and i keep picturing a scene where stevie and patrick and ted are all sitting at the motel, nervously looking back and forth between each other because this is it–someone’s made an offer on the town and the roses have called the three of them here and so clearly this is where they’re going to tell them what they’ve decided, and johnny starts with okay well you know we’ve had an offer to sell and we’ve thought about it quite a bit, and he starts to dive into the pros of selling the town and the cons of selling the town, and he’s like pulling up spreadsheets on his laptop and practically giving them a full powerpoint presentation about all the factors they’ve had to consider in the decision-making process, and the whole time the three non-roses are looking at each other like what the fuck? can he just get to the point already?, and johnny finally gets to the end of his whole talk and goes well what do you think?, and the three of them look at each other again, shrugging, and stevie braves being their representative voice and says what do we think about what?, and johnny says about selling the town, what do you think we should do?, and three pairs of eyes go wide and they all look at each other again, even more confused than before, and so stevie pipes up again, why are you asking us? isn’t that supposed to be, like, a family decision?, and johnny, so confused by their reaction but so sincere in his response says, but you are family…

#well fine i was already sobbing anyways #schitt's creek

[steakandvodka]

#lololololol #i love them #schitt's creek

[steakandvodka]

au alec – dream alec – married alec

#same energy #he’s come so far #from confident & happy alec only being possible in an alternate universe #he got to allowing himself to be that person with his boyfriend #to being that person with a husband by his side

#ooooh this lifted my spirits #alec lightwood #malec #shadowhunters

[steakandvodka]

I hope magnus and alec are enjoying their six-month honeymoon. 

#malec #shadowhunters #i miss them ok

[steakandvodka]

Matthew Daddario & Harry Shum Jr. in Shadowhunters season 3B bloopers

#my fucking heart melted at this #god i love them so much #malec #shadowhunters

[steakandvodka]

and I LOVE THEM

#god she's tryin to make me cry today great! #schitt's creek #emily hampshire

[steakandvodka]

#omg dfnslkdvdnfbdbl #really needed this today #matt is such a lil shit don't take him from me please #shadowhunters