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YES!!!!! I've said it before that Briar's mom totally reads as an alcoholic THANK YOU!!!! Also, BEAUTIFUL analysis on Briar, I think you really summed up a lot of where she lands narratively in canon EAH. I think sorcerer Briar would be awesome!

yapping about Briar. fellow Briar enjoyers assemble.

okay okay i don’t make it too obvious (or maybe i do, i wouldn’t know) but briar is my personal favorite character. i think about where the stories of all the characters would go and what their arcs would be a lot, but hers in particular is really important to me.

so i wanna talk about it.

first of all, she’s narcoleptic coded, right. we all know that. but her mom on the other hand reads to me, like, an alcoholic mother? and her dad is just willfully ignorant. either way, there’s a huge sense of neglect going on in that family. i mean go figure why briar would be the one doing most of the work raising her brothers. and of course she’s a party girl, because who’s gonna stop her? her parents? see yeah exactly.

so i don’t think it’s unreasonable to say she doesn’t have very strong parental figures in her life, at least not at home. but, and now you have to really hear me out about this one, i think baba yaga could take up a parental role in her life.

i know it isn’t much, but the seeds for her having at least a hint of a connection with baba yaga are there.

in the webisode “Stark Raven Mad”, baba yaga scolds briar for rambling about her party, and then as the commotion picks up she’s still exercising authority over briar in particular.

then there’s thronecoming, wherein, when briar is sulking at the dance, upon noticing the picture on the projector, she asks baba yaga for answers, who provides them.

and then skipping all the way to epic winter, after the girls become a little creeped out by her mannerisms and book it, briar is the one who makes sure to peak back in and give a parting remark.

so i think there’s potential there to be explored. her feeling neglected at home and then finding solace in another adult at school would be neat.

but the fact that it’s baba yaga is important, so just put a pin in that and we’ll circle back to it.

now, i think out of the core four, she was (at least at first) the hardest to actually pin-point what the future of her story could look like. with raven, i think it’s pretty clear her journey is just continuing to combat the prejudices of the world as she fights for change, apple is now pretty much on a path to figuring out her own future as ruler of a kingdom and what that’s going to entail, and maddie is the goofball that’s there to have fun and be supportive along the way.

then there’s briar. and, let me be clear, no, in my mind that girl is not sleeping for 100 years with where things are heading; in the main universe of the story, briar will be free of the sleeping beauty destiny.

but it’s like, if she’s not gonna sleep, what more is there to actually do with her? what direction COULD her life go in? because if she’s no longer fated to sleep 100 years of her life away, then she can’t just party like there’s no tomorrow anymore. she’d need to decide what she actually wants to do with her life.

and i think i have an idea.

i mentioned her narcoleptic coding at the start with intent to bring it up again. see, you might notice that a lot of the fairytale aspects of ever after high can be read as allegories for real-world problems. for example, hunter and ashlynn’s relationship is treated in their world the same way society may look at queer couples or biracial couples. or how raven’s mom being trapped in a mirror is their world equivalent to not paying child support.

with that kind of correlation in mind, i think treating briar’s curse as a condition could open up an interesting opportunity. i think, in their world, curses as a whole could be viewed as a separate branch of medical specialization, with briar spearheading this notion of thought.

we know briar is well-versed in chemythstry already. in the webisode “Briar’s Study Party” she makes note of the fact that she’s been studying forever-after, and she demonstrates enough knowledge in the subject to enthusiastically teach it to her friends, who all end up acing their tests on it as a result.

i think this is something she could potentially make a career out of. i think she could come to the conclusion that she wants to be able to help break curses for people everywhere, and could pursue learning to develop potions and elixirs to do so.

which could happen under baba yaga’s tutelage.

picture this: briar declares her newfound goal, to which baba yaga offers to teach briar all she knows in order to achieve what she’s set her sights on. briar—with an ounce of hesitance—accepts, and baba yaga officially takes her under her wing with the intent of mastering sorcery.

obviously, she wouldn’t lose who she is in this. she’s still gonna be an impulsive, adrenaline junkie who desperately needs a screentime limit on her mirrorphone. but in this process, she’d be rounded out by baba yaga and would in turn mature a bit from the experience. she’d get serious about life, but she wouldn’t let go of who she is at heart.

this could lead to her becoming the resourceful one in the main group. like on adventures, she’d be able to pull out a potion or whip something up (because i’m not going to let raven’s magic make her too o.p. she’s gotta have limitations) as a solution to problems. she could really have a role that proves useful and important to the story.

that’s my ideal pitch for where to take briar’s character.

#eah #ever after high #briar beauty

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eah thingy #29 because my brain has been creatively dead for a while and I'm going to force myself to try before I go back in my study hole for graduation

This is mainly going to be what I think the eah characters sound like/who they sound like when they sing/voices I associate with them when I'm writing them (I know these won't perfectly match up with their VA's but let me have my fun)

Melody Piper - Phoebe Bridgers

Sparrow Hood - Tyler Joseph

Raven Queen - Chappell Roan

Meeshell Mermaid - AURORA

Briar Beauty - Julianna Joy

Faybelle Thorn - Halsey

Ashlynn Ella - Lizzy McAlpine

Hunter Huntsman - Michael Cera

Dexter Charming - Alec Benjamin

Darling Charming - Allie X

Daring Charming - Peter McPoland

Apple White - Melanie Martinez

Blondie Lockes - Britney Spears

Cerise Hood - Hayley Kiyoko

Ramona Badwolf - Bishop Briggs

Kitty Cheshire - Suki Waterhouse

Maddie Hatter - Paris Paloma

Lizzie Hearts - MARINA

Alistair Wonderland - Niall Horan

Bunny Blanc - Ethel Cain

Cedar Wood - Laufey

Chase Redford - Eric Nam

Courtly Jester - K.Flay

Holly O'Hair - Lily Kershaw

Poppy O'Hair - Orla Gartland

Ginger Breadhouse - Hailee Steinfeld

Duchess Swan - Tessa Violet

Farrah Goodfairy - Au/Ra

C.A. Cupid - Madds Buckley

Hopper Croakington II - Ricky Montgomery

Justine Dancer - Sabrina Claudio

Rosabella Beauty - Chloe Ament

#eah #ever after high #melody piper #sparrow hood #raven queens #meeshell mermaid #briar beauty #faybelle thorn #ashlynn ella #hunter huntsman #dexter charming #darling charming #daring charming #apple white #blondie lockes #cerise hood #ramona badwolf #kitty cheshire #maddie hatter #lizzie hearts #alistair wonderland #bunny blanc #cedar wood #chase redford #courtly jester #holly o'hair #poppy o'hair #ginger breadhouse #duchess swan #farrah goodfairy

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Y'ALL GO SUPPORT AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO @smileyfacemojisworld <33333

NEW EAH FANFIC DRAFTS

Tysssm @stealeroflemons for the ff idea❤️

So basically, it’s eah but middle school, so NO MORE EAH👹

Presenting the new and hopefully less traumatic ✨EAMS✨🤔

Hopper alr fell head over heals for Briar

Apple, Briar and Ashlynn were like the Mean Girls(but not mean?🤔)

Evil Apple wld fit as Regina before she permed her hair

Briar wld fit as Karen before she started actually studying (forever after?) She was rlly serious abt her destiny of Sleeping Beauty on her last year so she started study partying and continued all the way

Ashlynn wld b the trend setter, think fetch, BUT WITH DOGS. ACTUAL FETCH.

Cerise and Raven cld hv past interactions as Cady and Janice, or Holly cld b Cady/Janice and Raven wld try to get her to rebel (maybe diff AU, not sure)

EAMS headmasters wld prob also b against rebellion

I think the Wonderlandians joined during EAMS, so there wld b new introductions, friendships between Faybelle and Kitty, Apple and Lizzie (future queens, hello? I’m crazy abt their interactions), Maddie and Raven

NEW DORM ARRANGEMENTS AND DORMS(I’ll b making another post abt their pairings and designs)

Ramona’s there!! And then she tried to huff and puff and blow it away and it got her hexpelled, even tho she was technically following her destiny

PT2 soon, w hopefully another update on @mirrornetsblog ‘s requested The Evil Queen X The Good King’s ff(Opposites Do Attract)

#eah #ever after high #fanfic

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I'm just in love with them

#eah #ever after high #cerise hood #briar beauty

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Okay so my lore is a little all over the place so I'll keep it brief

1.) I barely remember an entire year of my life because I was prescribed a bad medication back then so whenever someone refers to that year of my life I blue screen and don't know what they're talking about

2.) Me and one of my close friends almost dated but now her and I fit into the "bisexual girls with boyfriends" stereotype but it's kinda funny ngl and we like to joke about it

3.) I used to never get sick and then chronic migraines and endometriosis hit me like a freight train two years ago

4.) I was raised Catholic, so I know a lot of the religious traditions from that but I also have teeny tiny bit of mixed feelings about it

5.) Anything about my little pony sends me into fight or flight

@smileyfacemojisworld @athena-xox @eggtqrt @multifandomangel @gumjester @blackbirdsnonsense

#:)

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These explain so much about why I am the way I am and why I loved eah so much growing up and still do now EAH HAS ALWAYS BEEN GRITTY AND DARK IT JUST LOOKED AESTHETICALLY PLEASING

I love ever after high, if you think about the implications of their universe for longer than three seconds it turns into psychological horror

#eah #ever after high

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Tagged by @smileyfacemojisworld

I've been taking a lot of time to rest and take a step back from fanfics and hc's on here and on ao3 because I have to do a bunch of college prep with dorms and loans and all that jazz. I do plan on jumping back into writing again soon but it's going to take a while especially because of personal stuff with health of me and family members atm but we'll get there y'all✨✨✨

On the bright side, I know exactly how I want to re-write/complete "Like A Lover" plus I might re-name it!!!

@vivi-designs @royalrebelpropaganda @coincasual @gaybellethorn

Thought I'd just check in ^^

How's the studying/cleaning/reading/drawing/workout/cooking/resting/writing/ going?

My studying is going great. I've now learnt the Russian alphabet and a few basic phrases :)

How's yours @desi-girll @elu-xx @chemblrish @kraro-school-life @winryrockbellwannabe @stem-diaries @paledinosaurrebel @neet-aspirant @bookmarkbuttercup @gabyreads2much @cyberstudious (and anyone else's)?

#eah #ever after high

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THIS IS SO REAL

ANOTHER CUZ THESE ARE SO SILLY 🤭 || if you watch eah TALK TO ME PUHLEASE. I’ll love you forever trust.

#eah #ever after high #raven queen #hopper croakington ii #apple white #daring charming #ginger breadhouse #holly o'hair #poppy o'hair #duchess swan

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SHE DID IT AGAIN Y'ALL

BRIAR BEAUTY

I feel like we don’t talk about briar’s problems enough we talk about the villains and their fate but never our fan favorite princess! She’s literally doomed and tosses out THE BOOK OF LEGENDS HELLO!!!?

our party girl who lives for a distraction how can u not love her !?

The hands are her good fairy Nannies

#eah #ever after high #briar beauty #vivi you stun be every time oml

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(don't mind me just freaking out a little bit to be tagged in something this is so exciting!!!)

1.) Briar Beauty the love of my LIFE and Alistair Wonderland that silly goose

2.) I'd say I look closest to Rosabella with hair skin and eye color + glasses (skin tone more in the summertime, my genetics make me pasty as hell in winter)

3.) Personality wise I'm most like Cerise (I like to stay away from people and can get irritated somewhat easily but somehow am very patient, I'm very diverse lol)

4.) BRIAR X FAYBELLE FOR THE WIN they will always be my favorite

5.) Favorite Special Edition is 100% Way Too Wonderland or Spring Unsprung they bring me so much joy (and Thronecoming is 100% in the top three with them)

6.) Favorite webisode is either "Briar's Study Party" or "The Cat Who Cried Wolf"

7.) I still own so many of my dolls but I have the slumber party book (does anyone remember that one?) Sleepover Spellebration

8.) God I want Lizzie's dorm or Ramona's dorm so badly

9.) I would want to take either Storytelling 101 or Advanced Ballet

10.) I want Carmine so bad he's so cute and I'd take him on adventures through the forest all the time tbh

Tags!

@vivi-designs @royalrebelpropaganda @gaybellethorn @coincasual

EAH questionnaire to get to know each EAH fan better

Fav character from both genders and side, mine is Briar, Dexter, Cerise and Hunter

Character that you look most like, mine is a cross between Briar and Cerise (coincidence?)

Character whose personality you’re most like, mine is Lizzie

Favourite ship, mine is Daring X Cerise

Favourite Special Edition, mine is Dragon Games or Way Too Wonderland

Favourite Webisode, mine is Cerise’s Picnic Panic

Any EAH merch you have, I only have the diary

Whose dorm you want, I want Ramona’s or Maddie’s

What class you would take, I would take Creative Stoytelling

Whose pet you’d rather have, I would have Nevermore

Tag someone?🥺

@eahravenmh, @everafterwhat, @folksyfairy, @zvmz, @mirrornetsblog, @athena-xox, @everafterhighliveaction, @stealeroflemons

#eah #ever after high #questionaire

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I'm simply in love

something something literary parallels

#eah #ever after high #apple white #raven queen #camp halfblood

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kinda very much in love with this fanart even though it isn't bribelle this is a big thing for me guys

The Red Queen’s Champion

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“My champion, how beautiful you look swathed in the colors of the Red Court.”

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The context of this piece may not make a ton sense to those who haven’t read my fic and understand Briar and Lizzie’s dynamic, but in general I freaking love this ship and I don’t see it very often ❤️

In A Legacy of Brambles and Thorns, Wonderland is completely separated from Ever After, with vastly different social norms and a powerful system of dual monarchies between the Red and White Queens keeping the peace. Lizzie, when away from home, is basically an extension of the Red Court, meaning she has as much power as her mother while abroad (basically she can have you arrested and beheaded even when outside Wonderland if shes wronged in some way).

Wonderlandians have political immunity, lest Ever After want to go to war with the Red Court (which absolutely no one wants, not even Queen Snow White). Lizzie has a particular soft spot for Briar, and has gifted her with a token (making her part of the Red Court), but has also made her a Champion on her behalf, a very elite title which has yet to actually be defined plot wise (no spoilers).

As much as I love Bribelle as a ship, this one has grown on me a lot and I may decide to explore them more in-story, but I haven’t decided yet 😚

#eah #ever after high #briar beauty #lizzie hearts

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my babies

watching over her

#eha #ever after high #briar beauty #faybelle thorn #bribelle

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SOBBING SCREAMING THROWING UP

“…I’ll meet you wherever you are…”

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Angsty, lazy Bribelle? Probably won’t ever finish it cause my mental health has taken a steep decline. But you know, gotta draw the lesbians 😜👌

#eah #ever after high #bribelle #briar beauty #faybelle thorn #bribelle angst

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WHEN I TELL YOU I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS I AM NOT LYING I AM SOMEHOW MOTIVATED TO WRITE A ONE-SHOT OF THIS NOW

AND THE POLAROID OF BRIAR IN FAYBELLE'S PHONE CASE????? I'M DEAD

Briar couldn’t find a pillow🫣 I’m obsessed with them I can’t lie, they’re so cute, we love the soft angst but Apple disagrees (who’s surprised? A royal and a rebel???? Should be illegal tbh)

#eah #ever after high #briar beauty #faybelle thorn #bribelle #they are my favorite sapphic couple in existence your honor

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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP I"M IN LOVE WITH THIS

finally getting around to posting this bribelle thing i made for @supersteiiar ♥️ hope the bribellers enjoy this one

#bribelle nation rise up #bribelle #eah #ever after high #briar beauty #faybelle thorn #YES YES YES LOVE

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personally my life has been taken over by a minecraft diaries renaissance because when life gets tough you gotta revert back to your childhood interests as one should

#minecraft diaries #aphmau #yes I was invested in minecraft roleplays as a kid what of it #does it make me weird? possibly #does it boost my serotonin levels exponentially? fuck yeah it does #also