@tzarina-alexandra
guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it
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this blog is an iceberg. the things i’m NOT posting about could fill oceans
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anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr
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the fatal American urge to hang out in a parking lot
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Is there hate in your heart? Is your passion discrimination and profiling? Do you enjoy browsing Facebook? We are once again hiring for airport security positions
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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning
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When your flesh rots away, your Bones will finally experience the Sensation of Being dry
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I will indeed take this into consideration when buying knives 📝
I want you to know that last night while you were delighting over my chaos, I put my earbuds through the washing machine and dryer 🤗
Honestly this is on brand for you
But also mood bc the other night I washed my husband’s spyderco knife but at least it’s clean now
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die girlies reading this 🥰
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they call me tv show because I have episodes. they call me comic book because I have issues
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All my haters become craters when I hit them with the meteorite
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new nfl team called “the beasts of burden” and their mascot/logo is an overloaded mule
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HOW DO YOU WASH A KNIFE 😱
I want you to know that last night while you were delighting over my chaos, I put my earbuds through the washing machine and dryer 🤗
Honestly this is on brand for you
But also mood bc the other night I washed my husband’s spyderco knife but at least it’s clean now
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bros be like “she want me”
yeah bro, behind bars
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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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