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The Spine : *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

The Skull : Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Hare: I personally was created in a lab.

Rabbit : I just straight up spawned lol.

(@ask-the-becile-boys )

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Cop: What are your names?

The Spine : Don't tell them, Hatchworth .

Cop, writing: Hatchworth ...

The Spine : Crap.

Hatchworth : Nice going, Spine .

Cop:

Hatchworth : Uh oh.

#steam powered giraffe #incorrect quotes #incorrect spg #hatchworth #the spine

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Rabbit : I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

#steam powered giraffe #incorrect quotes #incorrect spg #rabbit

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The Spine: I think Upgrade was right.

Rabbit : I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

The Jon : They wouldn't do that.

Upgrade : You're right, The Jon . For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Upgrade : *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Upgrade Told You So' on the back*

#steam powered giraffe #incorrect quotes #incorrect spg #the spine #rabbit #the jon #upgrade #two cent show

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Hatchworth : English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!

The Spine : What is this "paper art" you speak of?

Hatchworth : That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!

The Spine : ... Hatchworth .

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Rabbit : Alright, listen up you little shits.

Rabbit : Not you Hatchworth . You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Upgrade : Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

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The Suspender Man : Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that god is real.

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Hatchworth, trying to comfort Rabbit : What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

#steam powered giraffe #incorrect quotes #incorrect spg #hatchworth #rabbit

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The Spine: Can you keep a secret?

Zero: Do you know anything about my life?

The Spine: No I do not. Good point.

#steam powered giraffe #incorrect quotes #incorrect spg #the spine #zero

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Hello SPG enjoyer! I was inspired by someone new to a different fandom I was in reaching out to people on Tumblr to get to know them. So now I’m doing something similar since I’m new to SPG!

Have you heard of/listened to the Mechanisms?

What is your favorite album/song?

Which bot is your favorite?

What is your favorite photo?

Do you have a fanbot?

If you could go anywhere in kazooland, where would you go?

OoOoo I have never gotten one of these before! You're going to absolutely love SPG, they're amazing!

At the time of typing this down, I'm listening to The Mechanisms. What an interesting concept it is! I'll have to look deeper into it.

My favorite album would have to be the Quintessential one. Hatchworth holds a special place in my heart.

Like previously mentioned, Hatchworth will always be my number one. But right after that is Zero, there's something about his character that just puts me in a good mood.

....no comment.

I do! I don't have any newer images of my boy, I made him so long ago. His name is Clockwork, and he's got a built in cuckoo clock in his chest.

Well of course I'd go to biscuit town. I would wanna meet the mayor there, and shake his hand!

Thank you for the wonderful ask, and welcome to Steam Powered Giraffe! 🦒♥️

#steam powered giraffe #hatchworth #the spine #the jon #rabbit #upgrade #zero #submission

[steampowereddumbass]

SPG Headcanons

Rabbit

Favorite color is pink

Favorite animal is.. well, rabbits!

Enjoys the sounds of clocks, mimicks the ticking sound

The big sis of the group! Protects her little robo sibs, and is oftentimes the one that they go to for comfort.

Scared of the dark, and fires.

The Jon

Favorite color is blue!

Favorite animals are birds, but specifically little songbirds.

Sometimes jumps around and stims when he's excited.

He's the shortest, but only by a few inches when compared to upgrade.

Has a huge imagination, and tells stories to his other siblings about kazoo land.

Scared of loud sounds, and the ocean.

The Spine

Favorite color is red.

Favorite animals are snakes. They remind him of himself when he's just a spine!

Oftentimes finds himself outside and interacting with humans more than the other members.

When he's spooked, his entire head can turn around. The rest of the band call him an owl because of it.

He oftentimes finds himself watching movies with cowboys.

Afraid of falling in love, and letting his siblings down.

Hatchworth

Favorite color is blue, it reminds him of the smokey stuff coming out of his head.

His favorite animals are spiders. They were the only critters keeping him company.

Combs his moustache every morning. He says he saw pappy do it one time and just had to do the same.

He would hear the band while he was in the vault, and hum the songs to himself when he was upset.

Afraid of confined spaces.

Upgrade

Favorite color is pink, and blue!

Her favorite animal is a peacock, she likes the pretty feathers on the birds.

Oftentimes likes to play pretend, enjoying the games with knights. She likes to be the princess, but sometimes let's rabbit be the princess.

Very close to Zero.

She enjoys painting the other member's nails.

Afraid of large crowds.

Zero

He also likes blue!(it reminds him of hatchworth.)

His favorite animals are triceratops. He thinks they're very interesting!

He longs to go to space one day. He begs Rabbit, hatchworth, and the spine to tell stories of when they were there.

He rusts very easily, oftentimes going to rabbit for help, or one of the workers.

Very close friends with Upgrade. He participates in the little games the other plays.

Afraid of birds, anything that flies really.

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Hatchworth: Why are The Jon and Rabbit sitting with their backs to each other?

The Spine: They had a fight.

Hatchworth: Then why are they holding hands?

The Spine: They get sad when they fight.

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Hatchworth: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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The Spine: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

The Jon : You left me, Upgrade, and Rabbit in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

The Spine: I did that on purpose, try again.

#steam powered giraffe #incorrect quotes #incorrect spg #the spine #the jon #rabbit #Upgrade

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Rabbit: Holy mother of God I have got to get more w-w-w-weird

Rabbit: D-Dont get me wrong, I dont want to be frightening, I still want grandmas to think I'm a nice young lass, I just think it's vital to my mental heath that I am b-bewildering and slightly incomprehensible

#submission #steam powered giraffe #incorrect quotes #incorrect spg #rabbit

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Rabbit: My bad, It’s a knee jerk response.

The Spine, holding Hatchworth's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???

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