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Stephen: what if we went to dinner… not as friends?

Loki: as ENEMIES????

#avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #loki odinson #marvel loki #loki x stephen #Stephen X loki

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Wong: there is a fine line between being a genius and being an idiot.

Wong: Stephen uses that line as a jump rope.

#doctor strange #avengers #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #wong x stephen #wongrange #Stephen X wong #wong

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Stephen: hey could I please have some napkins

Tony: uhmmmm this is ✨stark industries✨ we don’t sell napkins

Stephen: fine can I please have some stark-napkins©

Tony: oh yeah of course

Stephen:

Stephen: I’m going to curse your entire bloodline.

#avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #tony stark #iron man #ironstrange #strangeiron

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Tony: you’re in his dms I’m in the bathroom of his haunted tentacle filled mansion Googling all his meds. We are NOT the same.

Tony: *thinks about the sentance he said*

Tony: actually you can have him

#this is a JOKE #A FUNNY YOKE #don’t fucking Google peoples meds that’s rude #avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #tony stark #iron man #ironstrange #strangeiron

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Texting

Tony: ARE YOU OKAY???

Stephen: yeah, why?

Tony: the news said the queen died

Stephen: ……………

Stephen: *makes a portal to the dark dimension and tosses his phone in*

#avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #tony stark #iron man #ironstrange #strangeiron

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Stephen: blood loss? No I know exactly where it is lol

Stephen: *looks down at his bloodstained shirt before passing out*

Christine:

#palmerstrange #christine palmer #avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #Christine x Stephen

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Stephen: alright, I would reccomend an oral treatment for this cold

Tony: *raises eyebrow* did you just prescribe me a good dick sucking doc?

Stephen: *flushes* no no, oral as in oral medication

Tony: ….

Stephen: although…. Christine has been telling me I should improve my patient-doctor interactions….. maybe I could volunteer spending a little time on my knees….

Tony: 😏

#avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #tony stark #iron man #ironstrange #strangeiron

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Tweeting

Tony: being in a homosexual relationship isn’t all fun and games. Sometimes you get really used to stealing your boyfriend’s clothes and then he goes on a trip and suddenly you have no pants to wear

Stephen: I literally only packed two pairs of pants

Tony: THE GOOD PANTS

#avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #tony stark #iron man #ironstrange #strangeiron

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Stephen: Ladies, don't be a replacement for his mother. Be a replacement for the thing under his bed that he was afraid of as a child - mysterious, elusive, and probably from a hell dimension.

#avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange

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Over the phone

Stephen: I have your spider child

Tony: what are your demands

Stephen: are you fucking kidding me?!!!! He trapped me in the grand fucking canyon come get him NOW!!!!

#avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #tony stark #iron man #ironstrange #strangeiron #peter parker #spiderman #spiderman nwh #supremefamily

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Wong: have you ever ate a date?

Stephen: ate a date?

Wong: yeah

Stephen: …..like, ate their ass? Yeah

Wong: NO the FRUIT!!

Stephen: ohhhhhhh

#avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #wong #wong x stephen #wongrange

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Wanda and Stephen both have something in common:

they both got the shit kicked out of them by a plucky young teenage superhero

#wanda maximoff #wandavision #no way home #spiderman nwh #spiderman #america chavez #avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #peter parker #multiverse of madness #doctor strange in the multiverse of madness

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Rhodey: what color are strange’s eyes?

Tony: *sighs dreamily*

Tony: the color of an ocean over a coral reef glittering in the sunlight after a storm…..

Rhodey: which is….?

Tony: Beautiful!

#avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #tony stark #iron man #ironstrange #strangeiron

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Stephen: last night I had seven drinks and felt confident enough to drive but I acted responsibly and took an Uber instead 😌

Mordo: that’s good. Safety is important

Christine: agreed! I’m proud of you Stephen!

Wong: bro where did you go in the Uber the party was at our house

Stephen:

Stephen: uhhhhhhhh

#avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #wong #wong x stephen #wongrange #karl mordo #Mordo #mordo x stephen #christine palmer

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Tony: now if we go back in time you have to avoid your other self at all costs to avoid messing up the time line. So if you see your doppelgänger you should-

Stephen: sleep with them!

Tony: No! Kill them!!!! Why would you sleep with them?!!!!!

Stephen: come on tell me you wouldn’t even be a little tempted…

#avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #tony stark #iron man #ironstrange #strangeiron

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Stephen: what’s wrong? You look sad

Tony: ugh….. I failed. I tried giving our roomba an artificial intelligence but it just had an existential crisis and refuses to vacuum

Stephen: …..because it realised its job sucks?

Tony: oh yeah that could be it

#avengers #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #stephen strange #tony stark #iron man #ironstrange #strangeiron