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Just like as an update — I got the job where I said I wanted to be a ghostbuster in the interview. I met so many great people through that job that still give me good references even still

I am learning every day that people just like people, and the realer the person is, the easier they are to like I guess

yesterday I had three interviews for really amazing positions with a local office, and the first one did not go well because I was not prepared at all, the third one I did not say much because I was more interested in the interviewer herself, and the second one I told my interviewer that my dream job was to be a paranormal investigator.  

She was like, “oh, so you want to be a Ghostbuster?” And I’m just like yeah :B

I’m 100% sure I did not land a job for the summer lmfao. Its even more amazing because each interviewer was like ‘wow we’re so excited to interview you, your resume is very impressive and we think you’d do great in our office.’ and I just casually am like ‘so yeah can I bust ghosts at this job ? ? ?’

#unfortunately for me I am the realest idiot to ever live #I don’t want to say I make it a point to embarrass myself at interviews now but #when I do I usually get the job somehow #be urself even if ur real self if obnoxious and can’t read social cues because that’s okay and we’re all on a giant space rock together

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my life is falling apart and I am strongly considering, you know, leaving it all where it is, and going on a backpacking trip through some woods and maybe I’ll like find myself or something idk

#personal

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omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

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Framerate synced with a bird’s wings

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Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!

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i come back from a book and its like how the hell are you people just going on like this. didnt you read the book with me. how is the real world so disconnected from the whole book world i just experienced

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Hozier is just like "I'm a corpse in the woods I have a complicated relationship with religion and I'm tastefully horny" and we all collectively went "same"

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Sekiro fan art by liuying J.P

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Cat & salaryman

#i love this

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high school musical (2006) // midsommar (2019)

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we all need to fuck

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Thank you silent hill artist and creator of pyramid head Masahiro Ito

#oh my god #i didnt expect to see this on tumblr hahaha #i love him sm #and the toast is great

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TV GHOST

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where’s that tweet about winning at therapy

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When someone sends out a group email that starts with "Just a friendly reminder" that really means they want to kill everyone in the office