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sternen--staub · 2 days
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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
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sternen--staub · 4 days
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sternen--staub · 5 days
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Be gay do crime but in Barvaria and we're putting these everywhere
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sternen--staub · 7 days
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It’s always insane to me when people DM me to yell at me about breaching their DNI because I reblogged a post from them
Like how chronically online are you that you’re checking the blogs of everyone who reblogs from you
And I genuinely mean that. Even if the post only has like 10 notes at best. How much free time do you have to check the blogs of all 10 of those notes, and then go OUT OF YOUR WAY to message anyone who doesn’t fit your strict guidelines for human interaction. And I know some of y’all don’t just check but you DIG, because some of the stuff I get DMed about is not advertised on my blog as soon as you look at it.
How do you all survive outside of the internet when every persons political opinions and stances on fictional content aren’t displayed to you right off the bat.
Like I’m not kidding. That’s not normal. You are not the normal one in this situation. Please put your phone down for at least a week and go outside.
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sternen--staub · 8 days
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sternen--staub · 10 days
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sternen--staub · 10 days
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5 things your character can't do while speaking
Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.
Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.
Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.
Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.
Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.
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sternen--staub · 10 days
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star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this
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sternen--staub · 11 days
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I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.
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sternen--staub · 12 days
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i’ve been bullying visionaries in photo mode
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Aleksis "The Wolf" Dorsey in DEATHLOOP Extended Ending
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sternen--staub · 12 days
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You: Mom, can we have Dishonored?
Mom: We have Dishonored at home.
Dishonored at home:
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sternen--staub · 12 days
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love this game
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sternen--staub · 12 days
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Love that when designing a pack of absolute assholes Deathloop wound up with:
- big pharma CEO musk wannabe
- pretentious art student
- sucessful game Dev
- motivational speaker
- musician staging a comeback tour
- loser pseudoscientist
- actual scientist having an existential crisis
- and person who wants to kill you real bad
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sternen--staub · 12 days
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my deathloop playstyle went downhill very, VERY fast
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sternen--staub · 12 days
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huge fan of how aleksis has that whole thing about how “dancing is like sex but less sticky” and then proceeds to dance like this
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