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I’m not even sure which one of them is the dumb gay tbfh

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Y/n: one word. Four letters. Say it and I'm yours.

Peter: YEET

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Sam: I'm a ninja

Bucky: no you're not

Sam: yes I am. Did you see that?

Bucky: see what?

Sam: exactly.

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Bucky: this asshole thinks that just because he was driving some fancy, expensive vehicle, he could go as fast as he wanted and weave in between cars. So I got in front of him and slowed down to 10mph below the speed limit lmao

Steve: Bucky... that was an ambulance

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Thor: what have I told you about comparing Loki to the devil?

Peter: That it's offensive to the devil?

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Steve: you have to apologize to Sam.

Bucky: fine. Unfuck you or whatever

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Bucky: Hey! I heard you sell Happy Meals?

Server: Yes we do.

Bucky: Great. Can I get just the happy without the meal?

Server:...

Bucky: Please?

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peter, looking at bucky on the roof: oh my god, is that the Winter Soldier? he looks so scary, dude. i heard he can take down an entire base with his one metal arm. i wonder if he’s the one who got away with kennedy’s murder.

[ meanwhile ]

bucky on the roof, drinking milk: where the fuck is my cat?

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Steve: you tricked me-

Tony: I deceived you. “Tricked” makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Steve: ...

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Tony: The ten-year plan to make steve fall in love with me will have to stretch to fifteen, but the plan is definitely still in motion.

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"You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god."

-peter parker on the daily

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Bucky: how are you?

Sam: That's a personal question

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steve x bucky

Bucky: [kicks the door open looking panicked] Steve: What did you do?! Bucky: NOBODY DIED Steve: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Steve: *grabs his own ass*

Steve: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

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*someone that is not bucky is dying in steve’s arms*

Steve: ew get off of me

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Bruce: What's wrong with Steve? He's been laying on the floor for like 15 minutes.

Sam: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Bruce: Why?

Sam: Bucky giggled.