"Ashley. Katchadorian. You were supposed to be watching the door. You were supposed to be watching the door. You were supposed to be watching the door! Ashley Katchadorian! Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadorian?! These are a little girl's arms. A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. She's a pencil. She's a swizzle stick. You can use her as a pool noodle. And now I'm holding up her arms! Arms! I'm holding them because you weren't watching the door! A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadorian. A girl lost her fucking arms. Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor, seeing the fucking Japanese Museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. Oh my god. How could you do this to us? You literally bombed us. Like the Japanese you are. And me, I'm Ben Affleck—and I'm Ben Affleck and I'm holding two fucking girls' arms. And you're Cuba Gooding junior, disappointing everybody. Live with that!"
— Trisha Cappelletti, Episode 11 ("Deandra's Arms")
Oh, how I've fallen from grace and went back to Vampire Damian... he's so devious but charming... my boy... I didn't know vampires even came this miniature.
worst college experience actually was people seeingme use tumblr and say 'haha oh i used to use tumblr we could follow eachother' and i open their blog and its like 700 artic monkeys band gif grunge images pastel moodboards and im sitting here hands folded like you are about to learn our uses of this site are wildly different and i just posted a photo of a buff man in a g string