stitchlesswitch

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Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

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You wanna talk about whiplash? Early on set menopause got me going from “let me charge my vibrators” to “let me charge my portable fans”

#menopause #early on set menopause #vibrators #hot flashes

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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pissing each other off as foreplay

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IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

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i think every religious holiday should also be an official national holiday where you don’t have to work or go to school or anything and i also think in order to be respectful and inclusive we count the holidays of any religious group that has over like ten people. with the power of friendship and a shared google docs spreadsheet we could make sure no one goes to work ever again

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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

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Attention Christians - THIS is what Jesus would do. Put his body on the line, speak truth to power, and demand justice for the starving and oppressed. 🙌

Thank you, @christiansforafreepalestine, for being an example of true decency and faith in action.

“Our scriptures say ‘woe to you, who eat while others go hungry!” they called out to senate staff.

Saying “Congress won’t eat until Gaza eats,” over 60 Christians from across the U.S. are nonviolently blockading the Senate Cafeteria to pressure the Senate and their staffers to support a permanent ceasefire in Gaza, restore aid to UNRWA, and end military funding to Israel. #CFPAction

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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

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No church outside the church of and for the poor.

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the parasocial relationship between you and the guy whose article you cite the most in your paper

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Hes so scrungly on this omg even for me its a lot

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sorry its been a while since ive posted any dragons, here's a chonky bb doing a snooze

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thinking about the prophets as god’s body count