what if you 😳 were the goblin king of the darkstorm galaxy 😳 and rode on the wings of doom 😳 to grant me the power to fight my foes 😳 and defeat the lords of the moon 😳 😳 haha jk……. unless?
“I am the Bane of Cowdenbeath, the Scourge Of Auchtermuchty, Archfoe to the Questlords Of Inverness and Scum Of Costco! Meet me in aisle 5, Angus, and prepare to meet thy doom!” -Zargothrax