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you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.

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i may be mentally ill

#spotify wrapped

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Morning Star and I have lustrous ebony black hair (that’s how I chose my name, considering my creator didn't give me one) with white streaks that reaches my mid-back and watery yellow eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Adam, the first human in existence (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Milton but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a reanimated corpse but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale yellow skin barely covering the workings of my muscles and arteries. I’m a miserable wretch(in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather coat, animal skins and black combat boots. I was wearing white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I don't need lipstick because my lips are naturally black. I was walking outside in the Arctic. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Victor Frankenstein stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

#frankenstein #frankenstein or the modern prometheus #gothic lit #frankenstein's monster

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#our bodies our choice!

#news #iran #mahsa amini #morality police #feminism #social justice #iranian lives matter

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Image is tweet from @ maksymeristavi which reads

my family was just forced to vote at gunpoint in russian cosplay of a “referendum” in southern ukraine:

- they come to your house

- you have to openly tick the box for being annexed by russia (or for staying with ukraine if you feel suicidal)

- all while armed gunmen watch you

#ukraine #russia #social justice

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[I.D.: screencap of a tweet from user NailsNCrowns that reads, "someone put together a Google doc of 150 gynecologist that will tie your tubes without asking if you have kids, your marital status and no matter your age. Its sorted into alphabetical order by state." (they include the link to the doc here. Doc linked at end of this post). The same user comments on their post, "if your city isn't on the list, please check back in a few hours because this list is updated hourly. (3 heart emojis) /End I.D.]

A friend of mine sent me this screen shot and a link to the Google doc. I've seen lots of posts about how to avoid pregnancy in light of roe v wade being overturned but nothing about this Google doc yet so I figured I'd make one. I know not everyone is in a position where surgery is an option, but for those who do want and can get their tubes tied, it's often difficult for them to get doctors to agree to it if they're young and unmarried or married without kids because they "might change their mind," which is misogynistic and condescending enough to deserve its own post but I digress. This is a crowd sourced list, the email to submit a doctor if you know one or are one is listed at top of the doc. Stay safe, friends.

#roe v wade #abortion rights #pregnancy prevention #reproductive rights

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Why are Iranians protesting in the streets?

For freedom.

The internet in Iran has been cut off. Please help us by spreading the news.

#iran #mahsa amini #social justice

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#iran #mahsa amini #human rights #feminism

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Iranian women are protesting the forced hijab law and police brutality. Help us by spreading the news.

#iran #mahsa amini #feminism

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fuck

i actually enjoyed it, eh just bonus points i guess

someone asking me why i joined cheerleading

me, who one hundred percent joined because the voice in my head said it’d be a funny bit to be a cheerleader with an ed: i just thought it’d be fun :)

#cheerleading #edbllr

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someone asking me why i joined cheerleading

me, who one hundred percent joined because the voice in my head said it’d be a funny bit to be a cheerleader with an ed: i just thought it’d be fun :)

#cheerleading #brain gremlins #do it for the aesthetic

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this is totally not a link to a google drive of musical bootlegs because quarantine sucks and not everyone has netflix 

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35-Calorie Hot Chocolate

Servings: 1 - 35kcal

2 cups (480mL) unsweetened cashew milk

2 tbsp (10g) unsweetened cocoa powder

12 drops vanilla crème stevia, or to taste

3 drops peppermint extract (optional)

1. Add all of the ingredients to a small saucepan, and whisk together until the cocoa powder is mostly incorporated. Cook over medium-low heat, whisking frequently, for 3-5 minutes or until warmed through. Pour into mugs and enjoy.

Notes: Any milk or sweetener may be substituted for the cashew milk and vanilla crème stevia. The stevia brand used in the original recipe is Sweetleaf.

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Holiday Meringue Miniatures - 5kcal/0g protein

Servings: 7 dozen - 5kcal/0g protein per meringue

2 large egg whites, room temperature

1/2 teaspoon white vinegar

Dash salt

1/2 teaspoon almond extract

1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

1/2 cup sugar

Red gel food coloring

1. Preheat oven to 225°. Beat egg whites with vinegar and salt on medium speed until foamy and doubled in volume. Beat in extracts. Gradually add sugar, 1 tablespoon at a time, beating on high after each addition until sugar is dissolved. Continue beating until stiff glossy peaks form (this may take 10 minutes).

2. Insert a 1/2-inch round tip into a pastry bag. Paint 5 stripes of red food coloring inside the length of the pastry bag. Transfer meringue to pastry bag; pipe dollops 1 inch apart onto parchment-lined baking sheets.

3. Bake 1 hour or until set and dry. Turn off oven (do not open oven door); leave meringues in oven 1 hour. Remove and cool completely on baking sheets. Remove meringues from paper; store in an airtight container at room temperature.

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Best Chocolate Mug Cake: 

1.5 Tbs flour 2 Tbs Ovaltine, Cocoa, or Chocolate Syrup .5 tsp baking powder 2 tsp sugar 2 Tbs Almond Milk

Mix together in mug, “bake” in the microwave for 1-2 minutes. The less time the fudgier and more lava-cake like. My favorite consistency is a minute and a half for a spongy cake with a slightly molten interior. One cake is about 140cal. {For less calories you can cut the sugar if you’re using sweetened cocoa, or replace the milk with water if you’re a complete fucking heathen.} Breathe deep. Hydrate. Eat a fucking piece of cake and remember life’s got its ups and downs. You got this.

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low cal garlic veggie soup!

For @briskwalkingdoll​

This is a super easy recipe makes about 2 cups but can be diluted more :)

Total is 46 cals but 23 per serve

Ingredients 

1 stock cube (7 cals)

2 cups water (0 cal)

1 egg white (17 cals)

30g carrots *about half a regular carrot (12 cals)

10g spinach (2 cals)

1 garlic clove (4 cals)

5g chilli, garlic and onion paste (4 cals)

How to

dice the spinach and carrots to preferred size (I like a mix of cubes and slices)

crush garlic

put a pot and frying pan on the stove and turn them both on low

In the pot add the water and stock cube and stir 

In the frying pan add garlic, chilli paste, carrots and spinach and mix

Cook until the stock cube is dissolved and the carrots have softened 

Add egg whit on top of the ingredients in the frying pan and start mixing fast

Make sure egg is cooked thinly and into small chunks

Add contents of the frying pan to soy pot and continue to stir over heat

Pour into 2 cups and enjoy :)

I know it sounds weird but the egg takes on the flavor of everything else and it’s so nice. The chilli, onion and garlic paste I used is from Woolworths and the brand is ‘stonemil’ it’s really good for flavor at 4cals-5g 

Sorry for bad pic, Let me know if you try the recipe and what you think of it :)