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stonetowns · 3 months

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Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

I have bigger fish to fight

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home

Opening a can of whales

You made your bed, now shit in it

Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”

#sq

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stonetowns · 3 months

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mr benedict’s very secret team er, the mysterious benedict society!

some bonus S.Q.’s. gave him a tooth gap for no real reason…it just felt cute and fitting :)

#LOVEEEEE THESE #art

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stonetowns · 11 months

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↳ the twins + hugs

#o|<#curtain #mr benedict #i like that textured fabric they used for the front of curtain’s waistcoat. it makes him look softer

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stonetowns · 1 year

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louis vuitton menswear ss20

#curtain if he slayed

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stonetowns · 1 year

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#voted sept 22 bc that’s my birthday too. it’s also the first day of autumn!#in actuality though they give off january bday vibes to me. couldnt tell you why

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stonetowns · 1 year

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Behold. L.G.B.T. Curtain

#diversity win..?

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stonetowns · 1 year

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inspired by this post by @mbspolls i wanna go into what kind of drinks (non-alcoholic for the kiddos of course) all of the characters like

When it comes to the adults in the society you could definitely argue that they’re all sober and I would agree with you. But for the sake of a fun tumblr post, let’s play around with both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks:

Number Two makes cocktails that are borderline science experiments. She also makes her own kombucha (that she drinks out of a huge jar like with the pickle juice).

Rhonda and Miss Perumal occasionally take shots of tequila when they have a girls night. Apart from that Rhonda drinks STRONG coffee and Miss Perumal is more of a tea-girly.

Milligan OBVIOUSLY drinks whiskey and maybe like… idk a white russian? Something gross lmao. Other than that, my guy drinks egg creams. He’s classy like that.

Mr Benedict is the least likely to drink alcohol in my opinion (ngl in the aforementioned poll i voted for hot cocoa), but if he does drink he’s a fruity cocktail girly (just like me fr).

Curtain drinks sparkling water or milk (like a psychopath) and of course green tea because Helth (but make it really fancy loose leaf green tea with a very sharp taste that honestly tastes like paint water). We do see him drink alcohol in the show which i kind of think is out of character because he wants to always be in control and drinking alcohol sort of has the opposite effect?? But if he does drink, you can bet your ass it’s expensive and gross.

SQ doesn’t drink a lot because the amount of times he’s accidentally drank paintwater has left him traumatized. But Mr Benedict introduces him to hot chocolate with marshmallows and his life changes forever.

Reynie has a huge tea collection thanks to Ms Perumal. He pretends to like Classy Teas like Early Grey when in actuality he loves fruity teas.

Sticky is a weirdo that likes hot lemon water or something because he read that it’s good for brain activity or something. But like the intellectual he is he also loves hot chocolate.

Constance drinks the most disgusting sugary sodas you can imagine. Reynie accidentally takes a sip of it once thinking it’s lemonade and nearly throws up.

Kate drinks Bang Energy and spins around violently like a washing machine for 48+ hours.

(feel free to add your own suggestions. i am constantly dehydrated so i am therefore not well versed in the world of beverages.)

#love these #i feel like milligan makes a banging mulled wine #and i think rhonda prefers tablea hot chocolate to the powder #big question is which of them like bubble tea….. 🤔🧋

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stonetowns · 1 year

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vine

Anonymous said:

A Really Evil guy but a really good dad?

#1 Enforcer for the Syndicate, #1 Dad

#curtain if he were a good father

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