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date a girl who always tries to sing both parts of duets

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@dennys why are you calling me at nearly 3am

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Me_irl

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my toxic trait is never tracking my periods so every 28 days i gaslight myself into thinking the world is ending when the pms symptoms hit me like a freight train

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Before reading ACOTAR: I can’t wait to read this book about Feyre and her lover, Tamlin!!

After reading ACOTAR: I can’t wait to reread this book about Feyre and her bestie, Lucien!!

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I can’t handle this 🥺

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Helicopter tails

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we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

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jelly

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day 651

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Charlie would like to announce his agenda for the year, which includes many naps and destroying as many toys as possible.

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only word that the internet has ever improved rather than ruined is “effervescent”

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good evening to women still profoundly affected by the “IDK my BFF Jill” AT&T commercial from 2007

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Well, I found your problem. You have minor water damage… Probably due to a leak somewhere. It might take a while to find it.