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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

#the sacred texts

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#oh I would be extremely dead #assuming unarmed fight I am an absolute goner #armed? I would but delay my death #boredom leads to polls

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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

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((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

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Pikmin 3 floral set! The Winged Pikmin and Rock Pikmin!

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mordin solus most character of all time. blorbo of the century. he is babygirl (he is an old man but also in his 30s). committed so many war crimes (but sees inherent value in all life and will die to preserve it). he is a doctor and a healer (will also fucking kill you). he doesn’t understand romance (but provides enthusiastic sex education for people in cross species relationships). worked in espionage doing unthinkable things (also performed in gilbert and sullivan). he has everything. he is the ultimate. he is the very model of a scientist salarian

#i would have died for mordin if the game had let me #hands down one of the characters of all time

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#it highly depends on the situation #friend is wearing an outfit that they look bad in but clearly love wearing? lie #friend is asking you whether or not to ask somebody out that you have Opinions on? truth #the shorthand is that lies for things that don’t matter in the long run are fine #as are lies when your opinion isn’t actually the opinion that matters #but if your opinion genuinely sways their choice #and said choice is one that has important ramifications #honesty is better #though you can always frame truths in a way to avoid unnecessary hurt

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Felix/Annette

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Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!

Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week

#we’re gonna make the meanest chihuahua corgi cross ever #a true cachito #boredom leads to polls

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Don't think too hard about it, just go with what feels right:

#hawk wings trimmed with flickers of flame and shrouded in storm clouds #that image came shockingly fast #boredom leads to polls

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ngl I thought the puzzle piece as an autistic symbol meant like. I am a vital puzzle piece to your society. humans would never have invented half the things they did without us. you're telling me it means I'm missing something?? buddy. listen. listen to me reeeeaal closely. no human has all the pieces to humanity. no one. no one has all the features enables no one has all the strengths weaknesses or quirks. no one has a whole puzzle. we make the freaking complete picture together. that's the freaking point.

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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

#chocolate wizard at it again

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How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

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Frieren Art Nouveau Style

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More Rooster backstory >:3c Check out the PODCAST HERE

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“Link… I… See you later…”