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jun wu: tell me at least one of you is straight.

xie lian: ...

mu qing: ...

feng xin: ...

shi qingxuan: ...

yizhen: ...

shi wudu: *slowly raises his hand*

pei ming: *holds shi wudu's hand and puts it down* bro, don't even get me started.

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #shi qingxuan #mu qing #feng xin #fengqing #pei ming #shi wudu #quan yizhen

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just been thinking about an sns au where hua cheng is just obsessed with streamer xie lian and keeps talking about him on twitter, and, somehow, xie lian ends up finding him

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #danmei #san lang #taizi dianxia #heaven official's blessing #eternal faith #boys love

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*halloween party*

hua cheng: gege, why aren't you wearing any costume?

xie lian: but I am.

hua cheng: what you're dressed as?

xie lian: poor.

hua cheng: *sighs*

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #danmei #incorrect tgcf #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #tgcf meme #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #san lang #taizi dianxia

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today I woke up and chose pain

#svsss #scumbag system #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #danmei #bl manwha #shen qingqiu #liu qingge #liushen #luo binghe #bingliushen #bingqiu #shen yuan #luo bingge

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lan wangji: wei ying, while we're out, you're the one in charge.

wei wuxian: I am the right man for that!

lan wangji: keep the juniors out of danger.

wei wuxian: I am kinda the right man for that.

lan qiren: and don't do anything stupid!

wei wuxian: you might need another man...

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wei ying #lan zhan #wangxian #wang yibo #xiao zhan #wangxiao #danmei #yaoi bl

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lan wangji: my hands are freezing.

wei wuxian: *holds his hands* better now?

lan wangji: mn.

lan wangji: but you know what, wei ying? my lips suddenly started to get cold too...

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #wei wuxian #wei ying #xiao zhan #lan wangji #lan zhan #wang yibo #wangxian #wangxiao #funny quotes #mxtx fandom #mxtx memes #mxtx books #mxtx #danmei #manhwa

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liu qingge: WHO THE FUCK ATE MY CANDY?

liu qingge: I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL-

shen qingqiu: it was yours? :( I am sorry, I thought it was a gift, liu-shidi...

liu qingge: -them with hugs! I am going to kill them with the amount of hugs I am going to give! It's okay, qiu, you've not be eating enough lately.

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hexuan: I just ate xie lian's pudding, how much time of life do you think I have left?

hua cheng: 10

hexuan: 10 what?

hua cheng: 9

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #heaven officials blessing #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #eternal faith #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #san lang #taizi dianxia #he xuan #shi qingxuan #beefleaf #mxtx memes #funny quotes #mo xiang tong xiu #danmei #bl manwha

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wei wuxian, after a long time being quiet: I am breaking up...

lan wangji: I AM PREGNANT.

wei wuxian: ... the silence... I am breaking up the silence.

lan wangji: oh...

wei wuxian: lan zhan, what the fuck?

lan wangji: I panicked, I am sorry.

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wei ying #lan zhan #wangxian #wang yibo #xiao zhan #mo xiang tong xiu #funny quotes

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luo binghe *sighing* : I have never had a real friend.

shen qingqiu: it's okay, I can be your friend.

luo binghe:

shen qingqiu:

luo binghe: I have never had a husband either.

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #svsss #scumbag system #scumbag self saving system #luo bingge #luo binghe #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #manhwa #mo xiang tong xiu #funny quotes

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xie lian: mu qing, are you still undressed? you've been in your room for hours now.

mu qing: *breathless* I just... I just can't find any nice clothing... to wear.

xie lian: what do you mean? your closet has a lot of nice things.

*xie lian opens up the door to the closet*

xie lian: see? shirts, pants, hi fengxin, shoes...

#feng xin #mu qing #incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #tgcf #heaven officials blessing #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #nan feng #fu yao #funny quotes #fengqing #mo xiang tong xiu #mxtx memes

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fengxin: hi, good morning.

muqing: hi, good morning.

fengxin: did you sleep well?

muqing: did you sleep well?

fengxin: why are you repeating what I'm saying?

muqing: why are you repeating what I'm saying?

fengxin: I love you.

muqing: I did sleep well.

fengxin: ...

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #tgcf #heaven officials blessing #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #feng xin #mu qing #fengqing #hualian #funny quotes #mxtx memes #danmei #yaoi #yaoi bl

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luo binghe: I love you, shizun.

shen qingqiu: love you too.

luo binghe: 🤨 I love you, shizun.

shen qingqiu: love you too...

luo binghe: 😧 >I< love you, shizun.

shen qingqiu: love you too!

luo binghe: *sobbing* WHO? WHO LOVES ME?

shen qingqiu: I DO.

luo binghe: *starts crying* THEN SAY IT.

shen qingqiu: I love you, luo binghe.

luo binghe: *instantly stops crying* 🥺🥰❤️

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #svsss #scumbag system #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #luo bingge #mxtx memes #bingqiu #funny quotes #danmei #yaoi

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hua cheng: I've just cut my finger.

xie lian: let me kiss it so it'll get better.

hua cheng: does it work?

xie lian: absolutely, my mom used to do it when I was a kid.

*later that day*

hua cheng: he xuan, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

he xuan: fucking finally.

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #tgcf #heaven officials blessing #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #taizi dianxia #san lang #he xuan #shi qingxuan #beefleaf #hualian #incorrect quotes #mxtx #danmei #funny quotes #mxtx memes #incorrect tgcf

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xie lian - I don't even mind.

#tian guan ci fu #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #tgcfedit #tgcf edit #taizi dianxia #san lang #heaven official's blessing #danmei #yaoi #exo #chen #kim jongdae

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baby: *crying*

xie lian, picking him up: it's okay, you're going to learn how to do it on the inside when you're older.

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #tgcf #heaven officials blessing #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #san lang #taizi dianxia #tian guan ci fu #mo xiang tong xiu #mxtx memes #funny quotes

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lan wangji: I don't know why would you say that I like wei ying.

lan xichen: you doodled your wedding invitation, brother.

lan wangji: no, that's our joint tombstone.

lan xichen: my mistake.

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #wangxian #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #funny quotes #danmei #wang yibo #xiao zhan #mdsz #mo dao zu shi #mo xiang tong xiu