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stpuaafamg · 1 month
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gaerfdlield and pukichruo
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Me and my (sexual) lover
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stpuaafamg · 1 month
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Just learned about the fragrances and perfumes community. Very normal-guy-esque community, just normal dudes wanting to be sexy with their scents. Yet hubris curses each and every one of them. They want to be sexy so bad, they see fragrances as nectar from the Gods, their temptation to drink the perfumes are very high. I have seen dozens of comments about drinking perfume.
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stpuaafamg · 3 months
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tumblr gpt generate image of medieval knight screaming 'ORC!!!' off screen to the other soldiers. Make knight point at , make orc green and dumpy.
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stpuaafamg · 4 months
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16-year-old Dick: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.
12-year-old Jason: Okay.
[downstairs]
Bruce: What do you want for breakfast?
Dick: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.
Bruce: Go to your room.
Bruce, to Jason: And what do you want?
Jason: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.
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stpuaafamg · 4 months
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I gotta piss hard. See you in a sec
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stpuaafamg · 4 months
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The cat is waiting for his interview and the newscaster won’t stop laughing. How rude and unprofessional
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stpuaafamg · 5 months
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youtube
Stay Informed Folks
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stpuaafamg · 5 months
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Stay Informed Folks
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stpuaafamg · 6 months
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Read this in the voice of Stephanie Brown to Jason Todd.
a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie
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stpuaafamg · 8 months
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Hey man, are you ok? The post your gf made about sending positive vibes sounds like you’re not doing too well. I hope you’re ok, and if you’re not I hope you are soon 💛
I went to do a procedure at the doctors today, before that I fasted for 2 days straight, no foods, no soups, no nothin. and I am SCARED of medical things. but now I am back and I am weak. You have 20 hours before I regain my power.
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stpuaafamg · 8 months
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I wanna fuck my best friend
My askbox, to many, is a bottomless pit that one might cast their deepest, most fucked up confessions into.
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stpuaafamg · 8 months
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I need bitches how do I get bitches oh wise one 🙏🙏🙏
U gotta stop calling them that man
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stpuaafamg · 8 months
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Whoah two posts in one 24-hour cycle?
Things are heating up, I hope you brought your rain coat
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stpuaafamg · 8 months
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why do you hate us
Every day you all force me to fight for my life
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stpuaafamg · 8 months
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Why do keep doing this
I bear the curse
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stpuaafamg · 8 months
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you didnt respond to my ask im kind of peeved not going to lie here
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stpuaafamg · 8 months
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I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 
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