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Loki: I used to think there was this thing inside me telling me that I was destined to be king. The power, the brutality, and the bitchiness… it all just spoke to me. But then it turned out I was destined to be the head of the PTA, which is basically the same thing.

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Stephen: May I ask why there’s a white powder exploded all over my kitchen?

Loki, standing in front of a bowl of dough with more white in his hair than his partner and an innocent look on his face:

Loki: Would you believe me if I said it was cocaine.

Stephen: I would not.

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Loki: Being with Stephen on Midgard is so fun because when we’re in public and we get dirty looks I get to wonder is it because 1. all the people I’ve murdered, 2. the age gap, or 3. homophobia

Loki: It’s very fun to guess which as me and the man I love are openly judged.

Stephen: Honey we can stop going out if you don’t like-

Loki: If you let me stab them this would be no problem.

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Loki: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Stephen: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Loki, desperately, as Stephen bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Stephen: Oh! B positive.

Loki: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP, JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Stephen:

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Loki: You're right.

Stephen: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Stephen: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Loki: Wednesay?

Stephen: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Loki: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Wong: Loki, no.

Stephen: Mistlefoe.

Wong: Please stop encouraging them.

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Wong: And now for the Gay Update with Loki Friggachild.

Loki, looking wistfully at Stephen: Getting gayer.

Wong: Ah, thank you, Loki.

#im sorry but at this point i blatantly refuse to call loki a SON of odin or laufey if im not trying to get the post out there #odin and laufey should have been capitalized so just pretend they are #strangefrost #froststrange #wong #loki #stephen strange #incorrect quotes

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Loki: Hey, you're openly gay, right?

Stephen: I'm not 'openly' anything and 'gay' doesn't even begin to cover it

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Stephen: What is your biggest weakness?

Loki: I can be uncooperative.

Stephen: Okay, can you give me an example?

Loki: No.

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Stephen, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Loki.

Loki: How did you do that without turning around?

Stephen: ....To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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This is a blog for incorrect quotes based the ship Strangefrost! Or, if you don't know the ship name, Doctor Strange/Loki Laufeyson! I hope you guys enjoy the blog, I'll start queuing up posts as soon as possible!

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