strangerdeer

[strangerdeer]

Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

#funny

[strangerdeer]

Det här är det bästa som har hänt med mello

ute på spotify och youtube

#melodifestivalen #melfest #sa du sten #all makt åt tengil vår befriare #svea rike

[strangerdeer]

Here's the thing about Jareth from Labyrinth right?

He's made up.

That's not necessarily the same thing as not REAL. But he, just like all her friends who show up in her room before her adventure as toys and figurines, exist in relation to her, in response to what she wanted and needed. She told the story and there he was, there he always had been. But she's a teenage girl who doesn't know what she wants yet, and Jareth kind of pays the price.

"but the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the girl, and had given her certain powers." He's an archetypal oxymoron. He's both the dastardly baby stealing villain and the royal love interest trying to relieve the heroine's suffering, Cinderella style. He's fucked either way by being both. She doesn't know if SHE wants to be the villain or the heroine until he shows up and then she decides on the heroine, so he has to sneer and menace and challenge but it's too late for him!! it's too late, The King Of The Goblins Had Fallen In Love With the Girl, he's Cinderella's prince too and he has to try, he gives her a poofy dress and takes her to fucking goblin prom, sweeps her around the room like a music box with perfect posture and room for Jesus.

But it doesn't work buddy, it can't work. You're just a story for a teen girl to grow up in, and as the villain you have to be defeated. He's so complex because his tropes contradict themselves, and he doesn't understand why he has to lose when he was only doing the job he was given. In his last scene he is pale as death with shadows under his eyes, backing away and begging for his happy ending with nonsense mishmash promises that belong to both halves of him.

"I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me." I'm sure you are, Jareth. No wonder.

#labyrinth

[strangerdeer]

Hade jag rätt eller hade jag rätt

#melodifestivalen

[strangerdeer]

Att större delen av Sveriges befolkning är landsförrädare är rätt sorgligt faktiskt

#det är barnen #melodifestivalen

[strangerdeer]

varför kollar jag på mello när det ALLTID sviker mig

#vi ses om ett år kompisar #melodifestivalen #melfest

[strangerdeer]

detta är inte okej

HUR HAR M&M FÅTT ALLA POÄNG?

VAD HAR NORGE BETALAT OSS???

#melodifestivalen #melfest

[strangerdeer]

nä detta är illa

detta är illa

#melodifestivalen #melfest

[strangerdeer]

"Sverige, vi har ett resultat."

Åh fy fan

#melodifestivalen

[strangerdeer]

Friendzonad i friends arena

#rostar man mormor blir det friendzone #melodifestivalen

[strangerdeer]

hejdå Björn :(</3

hej smärta med röster

#melodifestivalen #melfest

[strangerdeer]

åhhh <3

hur röstar man på detta

#melodifestivalen #melfest

[strangerdeer]

DET ÄR EN DUET DET ÄR EN DUET DET ÄR EN DUET

#melodifestivalen

[strangerdeer]

OJ CARINA OCKSÅ?!

#melodifestivalen #melfest

[strangerdeer]

Sång till Carina Berg 2.0

#melodifestivalen

[strangerdeer]

Men varför grät Fredrik Reinfeldt?

#alla är rörd efter detta #melodifestivalen

[strangerdeer]

JAAAAA

oj vänta va det är en annan version

#melodifestivalen #melfest